I should point out that this is the trailer defect book. They allegedly weren’t wonking when he, ahem…‘did his checks’ but took it anyway…calls from Paddock Wood (its 2hrs from ours) and reports it…told to stay put & wait for a ‘mickanick’ to come out…told our bloke he was heading back (obviously to let the day driver sort it) and yes, they were sorted and are wonking again… I heard a rumour once that he defected the little orange one on the front o/s of the unit once because it had an intermittent fault of coming on then going off then coming back on again…is that winking or wonking? And Dipper…over wonking is bad for your eyes! I’ll look through both books tomorrow, see if there’s any more gems and continue here. Chuckled at the plane one, quality!
NB. funny thing is, one of his fellow countrymen could actually read it!