I had my wrists slapped for writing joke stuff on them. I used to sign them Hulk Hogan, Mickey Mouse etc and once wrote a defect for “Crap on the radio.”
Ive started drawing little pictures in the corner of ours…
Doesnt impede on main info part…
Xmas week…crackers and tree
Easter week…bunnies and eggs
Nov.5th…fireworks
Nov 15th…Birthday cake (its my birthday!)
Sep.11th…towers and planes
also if something topical is in news
Just done a Guilotine for July 14 (Bastille day in France)
Cemex memo at Wickwar instructed their drivers what wasn’t a defect and it was such a long list someone scrawled on the bottom “Much quicker to tell us what one is…”
Our short tempered, foliacally challenged driver had a defect note left saying “Tyres good, head bald”…
How the hell did he fit all that in that little box at the bottom!!!
Seen a few “n\s front squeeking like a 40 year old matress”
" more like a steam train than a truck by the way it’s smoking"
Classic whilst I was doing my bit for Sainsbury’s. I was seconded to do a few months in the office & one of my mundane duties was marrying up the returned completed defect sheets from the workshop to the originals held in the office.
Defect sheet :- Loud knocking from nearside of cab when cornering.
Workshop action taken :- Removed empty coffee cup from nearside overhead locker
Yes,the driver did get quite a lot of stick for the next few weeks