Retired Old ■■■■:
Mutter, mutter, whinge, moan!
I’m staying indoors with a drop of Scottish fluid until it thaws!
I reckon both “cattle wagon man” and “3300 John” have been appearing in “Benidorm” I’m sure if we watch closely we will be able to “clock” them and I suppose this acting career they have found to top up their large pensions will set “ROF” thinking he’s in with a chance ! I reckon “ROF” would be a good stand in for Tim Healy the “■■■■■■” barman !!! Now I think I would make a good casting manager and I wouldn’t have to look any further than TNUK to sort a great cast out for a British based situation comedy,now lets see what might the title be ■■? Ah! Skegness 
Cheers Dennis.PS or “Morecambe” maybe 