Whilst you are now probably parked in a lay by, eating a cold pot noodle and ■■■■■■■■ in a carrier bag, I have parked up in an MSA.
But this is no ordinary MSA.
This MSA accepts SNAP.
This is an EXTRA MSA. With an on site Weatherspoons… 
£2.49 for a very agreeable pint of Ale. And its curry night too.
Tonight, I’m the pigeon…
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses. 
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.
Yeah, alright, stop showing off! 
I’m on an industrial estate in Bedford where I’m currently visiting a local hostelry waiting for my mixed grill to be delivered to my table.
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.
Carefully mrs. A, some might get the wrong impression there… 
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.
Is the customer there, too? (pls no ban)
I’m technically on a motorway well the slip-road to a MSA but not techically in the MSA so free parking.
Currently have my ■■■ out the window taking a dump (gotta be careful in case another truckers mirror claps me)
After that I’ll be eating the 19p ALDI chocolate bourbons I found left in the cab and I will sip on a very lovely bottle of 2 litre ALDI coke that cost 12p.
Cheers for that ND…but you’ve forgot one thing where tf is it?? 
Having a crap night, parked on an ind est thought I’d watch tv before going out, bloody tv remote packed in 
…
I’m tearing what little hair out I have left,
I admit I’m being a right diva drama queen in a mincing strop over nowt…but I’m ■■■■■■ off.
Still sat sulking in cab, had a couple of beers out of my (new ) fridge (well, second hand anyway) with my bottom lip stuck right out…and I’ve missed Eastenders. 
Can’t even be arsed to go to pub now!
Leave me alone!
Oh yeh…And that bloody Maoster is sounding smug again.
robroy:
Cheers for that ND…but you’ve forgot one thing where tf is it??Having a crap night, parked on an ind est thought I’d watch tv before going out, bloody tv remote packed in
I’m tearing what little hair out I have left,
I admit I’m being a right diva drama queen in a mincing strop over nowt…but I’m ■■■■■■ off.Still sat sulking in cab, had a couple of beers out of my (new
Can’t even be arsed to go to pub now!
Leave me alone!
Oh yeh…And that bloody Maoster is sounding smug again.
Try Beaconsfield. It’s not bad as MSA’s go. But be early, it’s always rammed. I pulled in because I’m delivering in that London tomorrow.
Sleep tight.
TV? What year is this?
Beaconsfield??
Radar19:
TV? What year is this?
Wondered who would be the first with that.
It does the job mate…well it did up to tonight anyway.
the nodding donkey:
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.Carefully mrs. A, some might get the wrong impression there…
Haha nodding, does sound a bit dodgy.
I am completely on my own with just truckneters for company…
ETS:
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.Is the customer there, too? (pls no ban)
Got to try a lot harder for a ban than that!
albion:
Got to try a lot harder for a ban than that!
Awww 
Can I at least get a “You’ve been a very naughty boy” ?
My truck was parked up in MAN dealers having tappets adjusted and I was in my own bed at home as Thursdays is my last day of shift
albion:
ETS:
albion:
I’m in a nice hotel paid for by a customer on full expenses.Is the customer there, too? (pls no ban)
Got to try a lot harder for a ban than that!
how’s the boat…
robroy:
Cheers for that ND…but you’ve forgot one thing where tf is it??Having a crap night, parked on an ind est thought I’d watch tv before going out, bloody tv remote packed in
I’m tearing what little hair out I have left,
I admit I’m being a right diva drama queen in a mincing strop over nowt…but I’m ■■■■■■ off.Still sat sulking in cab, had a couple of beers out of my (new
Can’t even be arsed to go to pub now!
Leave me alone!
Oh yeh…And that bloody Maoster is sounding smug again.
dont want to spoil your catchup but Rebecca Fowler passed her A levels and going to oxted
malcolmgbell:
robroy:
Cheers for that ND…but you’ve forgot one thing where tf is it??Having a crap night, parked on an ind est thought I’d watch tv before going out, bloody tv remote packed in
I’m tearing what little hair out I have left,
I admit I’m being a right diva drama queen in a mincing strop over nowt…but I’m ■■■■■■ off.Still sat sulking in cab, had a couple of beers out of my (new
Can’t even be arsed to go to pub now!
Leave me alone!
Oh yeh…And that bloody Maoster is sounding smug again.
dont want to spoil your catchup but Rebecca Fowler passed her A levels and going to oxted
You git !
blue estate:
My truck was parked up in MAN dealers having tappets adjusted and I was in my own bed at home as Thursdays is my last day of shift
Dealers to have tappets adjusted!! When I were a lad we’d park up a bit early and do tappets and pump timing while we knocked back 10 or 12 pints for a good nights sleep. 
peterm:
blue estate:
My truck was parked up in MAN dealers having tappets adjusted and I was in my own bed at home as Thursdays is my last day of shiftDealers to have tappets adjusted!! When I were a lad we’d park up a bit early and do tappets and pump timing while we knocked back 10 or 12 pints for a good nights sleep.
Yeah but you ain’t allowed to do technical adjustments with a 14lb mallet anymore -everythings too fragile - including most drivers (having a rant cos his remotes packed up!)