Funny that Carryfast has been mentioned, allegedly Kent air support unit says their helicopter engine has blown up due to chasing a beige Austin Allegro travelling at 140 mph heading to to Dover port on Nye .
Motorists concerned for their safety described the driver as wearing broken glasses held together with Blu Tac and Sellotape .
A brown jacket with leather elbow protection ,similar to a school teacher.
Kids in cars were petrified as the Allegro driver hurled out Brexit profanity and cursing Thatcher for stopping free school milk .