I love that, but fear some H&S nuts would frown upon it. 
Austin Allegro.
Dreadful automobile.
nice one, at least someone in that company has a sense of humour.
eagerbeaver:
Austin Allegro.Dreadful automobile.
My mate use to have one in the day ,it was nicknamed allaggro,it was like driving a blancmange on marshmallow wheels the road holding was that bad 
Allagro. Haha
Check this out Seth. Allegro mean’s ’ A brisk and lively tempo '.
Have you ever seen one perform that way? More like ’ BL rusting piece of diseased ridden crappo '.
eagerbeaver:
Allagro. HahaCheck this out Seth. Allegro mean’s ’ A brisk and lively tempo '.
Have you ever seen one perform that way? More like ’ BL rusting piece of diseased ridden crappo '.
I had a x reg mini metro with black plastic seats that dint recline ,it was a right caffuffle trying to shag birds in it,their arse and legs stuck the seat and i used to pip the horn and flash the lights catching the stalk 
Does that mean you are a metrosexual mate?
maybe a small car to match his small … 
Vic Graham Potato’s in Bury have “In case of fire, chip pan in cab” on their motors
seth 70:
eagerbeaver:
Austin Allegro.Dreadful automobile.
My mate use to have one in the day ,it was nicknamed allaggro,it was like driving a blancmange on marshmallow wheels the road holding was that bad
My older sis (detestable moo) had a bright orange one for about 3yrs. She learned on the day she sold it that it had a fifth gear. 