The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

desk composing some more rhymes

[Colin in Sweden]

and blues while picking his....

[harry_gill]

haggis and his wee dram

[steviespain]

Full stop.

Meanwhile, the python

[Colin in Sweden]

was trying to get up Jesus's....

[dieseldog999]

wheelchair,so it could bite

[harry_gill]

a lump from his knee

[Colin in Sweden]

right at that moment a....

[dieseldog999]

fart erupted and covered it

[Colin in Sweden]

stunk so bad Jesus fainted....

[harry_gill]

and fell off the cross

[Colin in Sweden]

I could see your house

[OwenMoney]

Being flattened by a Vogon

[harry_gill]

no problem mine's a flat

[Colin in Sweden]

pancake with a full house

[harry_gill]

clean and decoration is needed

[dieseldog999]

after letting the diddycoys in

[harry_gill]

all my belongings were stolen

[dieseldog999]

then they crapped on my

[harry_gill]

slippers, and my foots in it

[Colin in Sweden]

right up to my elbows...

[harry_gill]

ears, I'm a little dwarf

[dieseldog999]

just a low down bum

[harry_gill]

lower than a snakes belly

[dieseldog999]

if i started working for

[OwenMoney]

a living , i would suprise

[harry_gill]

even me, what is work ?

[dieseldog999]

manual labour is a spaniard

[harry_gill]

who lives in sunny Benidorm

[Colin in Sweden]

but trucks down to Gibralter