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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:06 pm

desk composing some more rhymes
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:53 pm

and blues while picking his....
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:32 pm

haggis and his wee dram
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby steviespain » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:04 am

Full stop.

Meanwhile, the python
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:18 am

was trying to get up Jesus's....
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:37 pm

wheelchair,so it could bite
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:33 pm

a lump from his knee
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:00 pm

right at that moment a....
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:05 pm

fart erupted and covered it
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:49 pm

stunk so bad Jesus fainted....
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:03 pm

and fell off the cross
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:14 am

I could see your house
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby OwenMoney » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:48 am

Being flattened by a Vogon
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:46 pm

no problem mine's a flat
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:34 pm

pancake with a full house
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:24 pm

clean and decoration is needed
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:08 am

after letting the diddycoys in
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:00 pm

all my belongings were stolen
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:39 pm

then they crapped on my
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:16 pm

slippers, and my foots in it
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:07 am

right up to my elbows...
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:13 pm

ears, I'm a little dwarf
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:55 pm

just a low down bum
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:30 pm

lower than a snakes belly
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:24 am

if i started working for
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby OwenMoney » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:03 am

a living , i would suprise
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:32 pm

even me, what is work ?
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby dieseldog999 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm

manual labour is a spaniard
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby harry_gill » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:47 pm

who lives in sunny Benidorm
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Re: The 5 Word Story

Postby Colin in Sweden » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:01 pm

but trucks down to Gibralter
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