The 5 Word Story

right at that moment a…

■■■■ erupted and covered it

stunk so bad Jesus fainted…

and fell off the cross

I could see your house

Being flattened by a Vogon

no problem mine’s a flat

pancake with a full house

clean and decoration is needed

after letting the diddycoys in

all my belongings were stolen

then they crapped on my

slippers, and my foots in it

right up to my elbows…

ears, I’m a little dwarf

just a low down bum

lower than a snakes belly

:laughing: ( nice one pat )
the crowd of people who…

if i started working for

a living , i would suprise