they saw jimmy savile with
There’s nowt wrong with Jimmy Saville coz years ago he fixed it for me to milk a cow blidfolded 
all his jingle jangle hows …
things going at your end
or better still,my end
effeluntmonkey and Humphrey were high
after they ate wine gums
Jesus had turned water into…
diesel so the diddycoys could
mix it with Domestos and…
go for their yearly shower
so they showered in diesel
to kill all their fleas
Rabbie Burns was still at…
desk composing some more rhymes
and blues while picking his…
haggis and his wee dram
Full stop.
Meanwhile, the python
was trying to get up Jesus’s…
wheelchair,so it could bite
a lump from his knee