- Highway Hotel
- Highway to Heaven
- Alive and kickin
- Koskoijer (Dutch dialect for it could be worse)
- My other job is…
- Motorway office
- or for ■■■■■■■ your boss of “Dreamers are a nightmare!”
Silver_Surfer:
Oh, you card oatcake.
I can’t help but think that Red Bull’s advertising slogan would have been better suited to KFC
“All good roads lead to Yorkshire.”
“Don’t laugh at my truck, your daughter may be inside.”
“Go ahead punk, make my day.”
“All flash and no cash.”
‘‘hurdy gurdy gurdy in the windae boxes’’
‘‘2 pints ya prick’’
‘‘The names ■■■■■■■■ alky ■■■■■■■■ Licensed tae get pished’’
‘‘Smell ma fingers its the good stuff! You don’t know wit yer missin’’
‘‘Oh look Chris. A telly…in an envelope’’
‘‘You lousy ■■■■■■■■ stirrin’ ma porridge!’’
immigrants inside in style of the intel sign or a pic of the grumpy cat
merc0447:
‘‘hurdy gurdy gurdy in the windae boxes’’‘‘2 pints ya prick’’
‘‘The names [zb], alky [zb]. Licensed tae get pished’’
‘‘Smell ma fingers its the good stuff! You don’t know wit yer missin’’
‘‘Oh look Chris. A telly…in an envelope’’
‘‘You lousy [zb] stirrin’ ma porridge!’’
Have you been drinking 
“Itallian Stallion”
“It’sa Me, Mario”
“Powered by Pasta”
“The nice shiny parts are Ford, the faulty bit is Fiat”
Trying to work on an Italian theme now
Leper!
Unclean! 
mucker85:
It’s an IVECO, SO?
And i asked for a Ferrari.
MANY RIVERS TO CROSS. Eddie.
I have on mine …never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
Git orf moi laaand!
Proper job moi luvver!
If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer!
redboxer850:
Have you been drinking
Sober as a judge my good man. They are some quotes i can remember from still game!
You been upto cupar yet on the JBT run? Look out for me, only daf unit with a poppy!
Powered by Pasta
Is the best one
If you can read this i have lost something!
If you can read this get the [zb] off my arse!
Stolen from ‘Desperate’ in
Stobart truck names
‘Carmen Eileen’?
merc0447:
‘‘hurdy gurdy gurdy in the windae boxes’’‘‘2 pints ya prick’’
‘‘The names [zb], alky [zb]. Licensed tae get pished’’
‘‘Smell ma fingers its the good stuff! You don’t know wit yer missin’’
‘‘Oh look Chris. A telly…in an envelope’’
‘‘You lousy [zb] stirrin’ ma porridge!’’
See someone’s “Still Game!” 
NO ■■■■ TO TUFF