What to have sign written on my new truck

[r_slicker]

Ive always fancied having this airbrushed onto a truck. should bring a few laughs click the photo for the punchline

[limeyphil]

Don’t follow me, It’s my first day.
If you can’t see my mirrors, Then i’ve broken them again.
Caution, Blind driver.
Doing well, one whole day since my last accident.
They said i had to use hands free, I did and crashed.
Caution No brakes.
16 points and still got a licence. Beat that.
I want to be an Eddie Stobart driver.

[fatboy_slimslow]

Ace life, NO wife

[zippo]

Here’s a good one for ya

[zippo]

Or, what about this

[zippo]

Or, even better.

[zippo]

You could always have’ ONE LIFE! LIVE IT!
But that’s only allowed on 15 year old discoveries with spotlights on the roof.

[andi_cardiff]

“Don’t follow me, I’m looking for my p45”

[ipswich123]

1 made me smile the other day was on a man tractor unit coming down the m42
dip me in chocolatte and feed me to the lesbians

[andrejs]

i am not from Eastern European.
I not work before for Stobart.
I good drivers ,because have 35 hours DCPC

[andrejs]

ONE MORE.
Caution !i work 80 hours per week.15 hours every day

[gasgas]

Try…

‘Pass wide and slow…driver sleeping’

On back of cab, where it can only be seen without trailer

"What’s a dog clip?’

or

“Well, it was there when I set off”

On passenger door

“Cheap diesel for sale, ask driver for details”

or

“I owe, I owe, so off to work I go!”

or

“Logistics…it’s like transport, only cheaper”

[a_l_c]

Three steps to poverty

[armagedon]

BEWARE! Juggernutty with ATTITUDE!

[terry_t]

44t Killer Juggernaut

The media’s favourite

[tango_boy]

The Iveco is the Bosses choice not mine SORRY

[legend_scania]

mark h:
My other ride is your daughter…

+1

Have when you open the door above top step “Take Your Shoes Off”

[conor]

DILLIGAF

[delboytwo]

Expert service by and an expert team.

or

Are core goal is delivering you goods on time every time.

or

We have miles of expericence.

or

look we just made an other delivery on time, as it should be.

[peirre]

limeyphil:
Don’t follow me, It’s my first day.
If you can’t see my mirrors, Then i’ve broken them again.
Caution, Blind driver.
Doing well, one whole day since my last accident.
They said i had to use hands free, I did and crashed.
Caution No brakes.
16 points and still got a licence. Beat that.

limeyphil:
I want to be an Eddie Stobart driver.

You where on a roll until you wrote this bit …