What to have sign written on my new truck

be told to think of something catchy to be written on my new truck, boss has “living the dream” on his, so has anyone got any good idea’s try to keep them clean please :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

given a choice i wouldnt have anything…

Whale oil beef hooked :open_mouth:

Dads pad when mum’s mad …
My other ride is your daughter…
Keep it lit…
Scared of the dark (if you have lights all over ya truck)

Drive it like ya stole it

No dogs or fat chicks.

Don’t be shy show some thigh.

■■■■■■ at the wheel

SWEDISH BLUE:
Whale oil beef hooked :open_mouth:

:laughing: Very clever that one, used to have it across the bottom of an old cars number plate.

Personally I’d have “Boldly going forwards, 'cause we can’t find reverse”

depeans on the kinda truck it is?

FLAMES DOWN THE SIDES…AND A LOT OF EM !!!

It’s an IVECO, SO?

How about your avatar?

mucker85:
It’s an IVECO, SO?

Sorry boss is skint

IVECO…burn me babe. i good for nothing after 3 years

Clotted dream.
or
Three steps to Devon.

LLAMEDOS

Living the nightmare.

Oh, you card oatcake.

A dog is for life … not just for Friday night

When its rockin ......dont come knocking