What to have sign written on my new truck

‘‘If you cannae do the bouncy you’re a tim’’ Drive through royston,shettleston etc. People will wave at you…after throwing a brick :grimacing:

This truck is new so no writing on it please

‘The boss says I’m not allowed to have any sign-writing on his new lorry so I’m not going to put anything here’

That might work

Anything written on this post (and probably after) will spoil it, DONT DO IT!

Insert something witty here

kindle530:
Anything written on this post (and probably after) will spoil it, DONT DO IT!

It was spoiled the moment someone wrote IVECO on the front!

oatcake1967:
Clotted dream.
or
Three steps to Devon.

Well it be decided and the winner is “three steps to devon”, its a good play on the old saying. There were others I liked but I dont think the boss would of been to happy lol so it should be on the road from next weekend, will post pics when I finally get it. So thanks to everyone for you input. If you want to carry on with feel free and we can all have a chuckle at them

If you’ve caught onto internet memes, a few times I’ve been tempted to ask for the “Y U NO Guy” with “keep a safe distance” on the back of the trailer. The moment passes.

dont be nasty show us yer pasty
smell it with the skin back
keep er lit
or my personal favorite[zb] flyin

wildfire:

oatcake1967:
Clotted dream.
or
Three steps to Devon.

Well it be decided and the winner is “three steps to devon”, its a good play on the old saying. There were others I liked but I dont think the boss would of been to happy lol so it should be on the road from next weekend, will post pics when I finally get it. So thanks to everyone for you input. If you want to carry on with feel free and we can all have a chuckle at them

Yeah I win :laughing:

Hows my driving? Call 999

hows my driving… my boss worries

sportmonkey:
smell it with the skin back
:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :grimacing:

Spotted your iveco this morning bobtail in Henlade, very smart.

its starting to take shape at last :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

Kiss me where it smells…

drummerkev:
Kiss me where it smells…

Grimsby :question:

look’s very good, it’s nice to see an iveco to get some treatment, as most you see are plain white boggo fleet motor’s.

BEL END ONBOARD :laughing:

oatcake1967:

wildfire:

oatcake1967:
Clotted dream.
or
Three steps to Devon.

Well it be decided and the winner is “three steps to devon”, its a good play on the old saying. There were others I liked but I dont think the boss would of been to happy lol so it should be on the road from next weekend, will post pics when I finally get it. So thanks to everyone for you input. If you want to carry on with feel free and we can all have a

Just so you see it for real here it is