ironstipper:
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
Sheesh, you’re obviously a flasher!..Tell that to your boyfriend the next time he sees somebody else’s ■■■■…or more likely, try explaining to your child why a man has unzipped when all you’ve done is stop for a coffee!
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
indeedy ,best get the old DooDar stowed
Born Idle:
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public.
Have you driven in Scotland much? Quite possible to be a hours drive from a toilet.
Born Idle:
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
Sheesh, you’re obviously a flasher!..Tell that to your boyfriend the next time he sees somebody else’s ■■■■…or more likely, try explaining to your child why a man has unzipped when all you’ve done is stop for a coffee!
i`ll defend ■■■■■■■ in public…sometimes there aint a bog when you need a ■■■■ 
th2013:
Born Idle:
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public.
Have you driven in Scotland much? Quite possible to be a hours drive from a toilet.
scotland is a toil…nah, best not 
When someone invents a urinal that doesn’t splash your ■■■■ back at you then I will start using them but until then it’s me, Mother Nature and my bio degradable ■■■■
FarnboroughBoy11:
When someone invents a urinal that doesn’t splash your ■■■■ back at you then I will start using them but until then it’s me, Mother Nature and my bio degradable ■■■■
dam straight dude 20 blokes ■■■■■■■ up a wall in a public service station cannot be a good thing
air horns:
hi. one and all.
i have just joined this forum. i am a 25 yr old profecional class one driver living in the newark area.
i am very enraged about the toilet habbits of some dirty drivers.
monday keel service north bound a driver gets out of his cab and urinates on the truck park.
wednesday driving behind a truck. next minute a water bottle half full of orange liquid out of the n/s window.
from the habbits of some of our fellow truckers. ie not washing when on overnight. pulling out their knobs and urinating any where they desire. its no wonder wee do not get the respect of the public.
In 20 years time you will also feel the desire to “pull your knob out where you desire” Some of us are expert at doing it in a discreet manner "checking the temps/straps/chains/twistlocks/curtains (delete where applicable) it comes all of a sudden at a certain age.
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
What’s disgusting about having a wazz against your wheel ■■?
Your point about exposing yourself outside a school doesn’t add up everyone know there is zig zag markings outside schools so you cant stop. And if you was outside an old folk home chances are there would be an old bloke showing you his Doo Dah 
if your that worried i will climb on the cat walk and take a leak not a problem!!!
At the end of the day if you need to go you will go ?
No objections from me for having a wazz in a layby or forecourt… 
I’m obviously ■■■■■■■ in the wind here (doh!)…but if you cant take a leak in your cab into something you can dispose of later rather than doing something that can get you arrested on a pretty serious charge then you’re either a ■■■■■■ who doesn’t understand the law, or some sort of chav who thinks they’re above the law.
If you can’t make a judgement about needing to ■■■■ in an hour perhaps you’re in the wrong job considering that you’re on a long bloody road?
If I’m near your house and you can’t see me, can I ■■■■ up your garage wall because I’m more than an hour away from a toilet? (more than an hour…tell me anywhere in the UK that’s more than an hour from a public toilet!)
Born Idle:
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
Sheesh, you’re obviously a flasher!..Tell that to your boyfriend the next time he sees somebody else’s ■■■■…or more likely, try explaining to your child why a man has unzipped when all you’ve done is stop for a coffee!
Sheesh (as you put it) Your clearly some sort of kid that’s been wrapped in cotton wool all your life and never been allowed to drink Ki-ora orange juice. Live life a bit, just try a shandy to get the taste man.
Do you have big bushy side burns, and wear a dodgy hat and still believe Cromwell’s last years where the best for Blighty? As that’s how far in the past you come across.
Born Idle:
I’m obviously ■■■■■■■ in the wind here (doh!)…but if you cant take a leak in your cab into something you can dispose of later rather than doing something that can get you arrested on a pretty serious charge then you’re either a ■■■■■■ who doesn’t understand the law, or some sort of chav who thinks they’re above the law.
If you can’t make a judgement about needing to ■■■■ in an hour perhaps you’re in the wrong job considering that you’re on a long bloody road?
If I’m near your house and you can’t see me, can I ■■■■ up your garage wall because I’m more than an hour away from a toilet? (more than an hour…tell me anywhere in the UK that’s more than an hour from a public toilet!)
Do you ■■■■ in the living room of your house into a bottle instead of climbing the stairs to the toilet?
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
Sheesh, you’re obviously a flasher!..Tell that to your boyfriend the next time he sees somebody else’s ■■■■…or more likely, try explaining to your child why a man has unzipped when all you’ve done is stop for a coffee!
Sheesh (as you put it) Your clearly some sort of kid that’s been wrapped in cotton wool all your life and never been allowed to drink Ki-ora orange juice. Live life a bit, just try a shandy to get the taste man.
Do you have big bushy side burns, and wear a dodgy hat and still believe Cromwell’s last years where the best for Blighty? As that’s how far in the past you come across.
So because i think ■■■■■■■ in public is horrible you think I’m a kid wrapped in cotton wool?? I think that ■■■■■■■ in public (even against your own truck) is a disgusting thing to do, so when I get a sarcastic comment like yours I will react accordingly.
Born Idle:
I’m obviously ■■■■■■■ in the wind here (doh!)…but if you cant take a leak in your cab into something you can dispose of later
you expect me to ■■■■ in my bedroom ?what are you some sort of crazy man
If I’m near your house and you can’t see me, can I ■■■■ up your garage wall because I’m more than an hour away from a toilet
anytime mate ,my garage wall is your garage wall .■■■■ on my roses though and it’s a different story 
ironstipper:
Born Idle:
I’m obviously ■■■■■■■ in the wind here (doh!)…but if you cant take a leak in your cab into something you can dispose of later rather than doing something that can get you arrested on a pretty serious charge then you’re either a ■■■■■■ who doesn’t understand the law, or some sort of chav who thinks they’re above the law.
If you can’t make a judgement about needing to ■■■■ in an hour perhaps you’re in the wrong job considering that you’re on a long bloody road?
If I’m near your house and you can’t see me, can I ■■■■ up your garage wall because I’m more than an hour away from a toilet? (more than an hour…tell me anywhere in the UK that’s more than an hour from a public toilet!)
Do you ■■■■ in the living room of your house into a bottle instead of climbing the stairs to the toilet?
What a pathetic thing to say…is the wheel of your truck a toilet. Is a layby a toilet? Is anywhere that isn’t a toilet a toilet? You are a moron!
What a load of [zb]. 
Obvious, half-baked troll is obvious and half-baked.
deandeane1:
Is the wheel of your truck a toilet… YES
Is a layby a toilet… YES
Is anywhere that isn’t a toilet a toilet… YES
Is the inside of your truck a toilet…only at night when the curtains are closed
Is a nightclub doorway a toilet…NO
Is a dark alleway a toilet…NO
Is anywhere you can’t see me a toilet…NO
Another f**king moron!
