browncow2:
some advice for you mate, don,t ■■■■ in a wine bottle after drinking it, and forget to throw it away. and next night take a sip out of it.
Thats another good reason for the addblue container chap. Nothing worse then picking up the wrong milk container first thing in the morning. 
air horns:
what are gnomes to do with urinating.?
Nothing to do with gnomes, but trolls on the other hand… 
let me say. i am not a troll. the matter of you drivers urinating where you like is disgusting. from the posts i have red on here about jo public running us down. you do not do anything to change our reputation.
air horns:
hi. one and all.
i have just joined this forum. i am a 25 yr old profecional class one driver living in the newark area.
i am very enraged about the toilet habbits of some dirty drivers.
monday keel service north bound a driver gets out of his cab and urinates on the truck park.
wednesday driving behind a truck. next minute a water bottle half full of orange liquid out of the n/s window.from the habbits of some of our fellow truckers. ie not washing when on overnight. pulling out their knobs and urinating any where they desire. its no wonder wee do not get the respect of the public.
IF you gotta go you gotta go
I would have no problem having a wee or even a ■■■ at the side of my truck??
Beats having to inhale some of that stale air in the toilets on truck stops or services…?
And listening to the guy in trap 2 with the its?
Knob not big enough to pee in a bottle while i am driving never mind getting it out of the window LOL
for gods sake air horns, dont look at this
maga:
Let the animals ■■■■ up their wheel or in a lay by, these are probably the same people who are unable to aim into the toilet and decide to ■■■■ all over the seat/floor.Pulled into Newport pagnell services about a week ago and someone managed to leave excrement all over the cubicle bar down the pan. He’d even managed to get it up on the cistern
. How does someone do that without standing on the seat?!?
There are some real animals out there, felt sorry for the poor joey that would end up cleaning it.
Sorry about that at Newport Pagnell, I had trouble getting out of my onesie in time.
How does someone do that without standing on the seat?!?
At a site we had plant on a while back the toilet had muddy boot prints beside the seat, someone found out who the culprit was when they found the the female Russian dump truck driver had forgotten to lock the door 
By all accounts it wasn’t pretty.
Peeing into a bottle and binning it is a ■■■■ sight healthier than some of the toilets our customers have, and they’re bakeries!
I went to one today, mould covered walls, water heater that didn’t heat water (just sprayed out of the handle), no soap (in a food production facility remember), and nothing to dry your hands on.
And a food service company near Clitheroe has a sign at goods in that says drivers are not allowed to use the toilets. Then people wonder why drivers pee aganst their tyres.
What’s this “you drivers” aren’t you a driver as well. Some people have dodgy prostates from too much action or too many years on the odo and it may be a case of ■■■■■■■ up the wheel or wetting one’s self. Bear that in mind when your looking down from your high horse. Pure laziness is never an excuse though.
8wheels:
How does someone do that without standing on the seat?!?
At a site we had plant on a while back the toilet had muddy boot prints beside the seat, someone found out who the culprit was when they found the the female Russian dump truck driver had forgotten to lock the door
Diff Lock:
maga:
Let the animals ■■■■ up their wheel or in a lay by, these are probably the same people who are unable to aim into the toilet and decide to ■■■■ all over the seat/floor.Pulled into Newport pagnell services about a week ago and someone managed to leave excrement all over the cubicle bar down the pan. He’d even managed to get it up on the cistern
There are some real animals out there, felt sorry for the poor joey that would end up cleaning it.
Sorry about that at Newport Pagnell, I had trouble getting out of my onesie in time.
air horns:
so it seems to me that you do not see anything wrong with urinating were you want.
just like the dogs we are treated like .
I spent 20 odd years on building site ■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■ in a thunder box one of the reasons i went driving was for the fresh air .
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?
air horns:
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?
might be decent but you take your life in your hands using one of those on a monday morning .We in the trade knew where the Ebola virus came from years ago .
air horns:
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?
Is the real reason for this posting, the possibility you might be say a little under developed in the appendage area? And all these grown men lobbing their shlong about like they are wielding a sledge hammer is kinda humiliating to you?
does your bird refer to you as “two stroke eddie” to her mates in public and have a little giggle whilst wiggling her little finger?
just wondering like?
I take it you’ve never been fishing…hiking…camping,or nighted out in a laybye?
ironstipper:
air horns:
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?Is the real reason for this posting, the possibility you might be say a little under developed in the appendage area? And all these grown men lobbing their shlong about like they are wielding a sledge hammer is kinda humiliating to you?
does your bird refer to you as “two stroke eddie” to her mates in public and have a little giggle whilst wiggling her little finger?
just wondering like?
wondering about that myself ,after all he did say "getting your private out ,i’ve got 2 ■■■■■■■■ so it should be privates for us men
air horns:
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?
Carrier bag,newspaper,toilet roll/wet wipe, passenger seat job done■■?
Whats wrong with wazzing against your wheel,
as long as you shake and wipe your hands with a wet wipe
deandeane1:
air horns:
but doing it in a thunder box is more deacent than just getting your private out and doing it anywhere.?Carrier bag,newspaper,toilet roll/wet wipe, passenger seat job done■■?
Whats wrong with wazzing against your wheel,
as long as you shake and wipe your hands with a wet wipe
Agree Dean, my bigest problem with wazzing against the wheel is removing the stones and grit from the bell end when i reel the baby back in.
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.
I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Born Idle:
Urinating in public, even against your own truck is a pretty disgusting thing to do, yet most on here laugh & take the you know what…yet post that you’ve driven a few miles over the limit and you’re driven back by a tirade of righteousness.I defy anybody to defend taking a ■■■■ in public. No matter how close you get up to your wheel you cannot say that nobody can see your doo-dah as you relieve yourself…so would you expose it near a school, or an old people’s home? I dare you to do so…I won’t send a file in a cake.
Should everybody using the road just stop and ■■■■ where they want? Every driver out there has as much right to the road as us truckers providing they’re legal so would there be an objection to every layby & forecourt being used as a toilet?
Look sharp lads, Pope Francis has just turned up.
