Even better when a car does that then has to sit behind you all the way through the diversion from jn 24 to jn 23 M5 Northbound through Bridgewater 
eagerbeaver:
Holy sh*t. Give me 5 mins I’ve ran out of popcorn.What a wonderful thread. A glowing example of small ■■■■■ syndrome. One chap drives like a slug. Another driver tries to bully him out of the way. Another driver says ■■■■■■■■ to the pair of them and would overtake both because he is running out of time. Another driver suggests brake testing. Another driver turns into Hercule Poirot and locates the back door slipstreamer.
WHAT A BUNCH OF KNOBS!!!
I now realise why I took such a long sabbatical from this place!
Conor:
welshboyinspain:
I think you’re missing the point about being salaried, it means you get paid the same regardless of how much or how little you do, so no need to rush.You’ve just posted that you get the same no matter how much or how little you do so why would you take 10hrs to do a job for £100 when you can charge around like a madman and do it in 8 and still get £100? Salary incentivises drivers for chasing themselves up their own backsides as does getting paid based on mileage or tonnage.
All depends on if you do the same run and get home every night or are out all week and dont know what ur doing from one day to the next.
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The-Snowman:
I cant believe some of you.
This is a post by DOZY you’re all getting hot under the collar about.
He’s at a wind up
And back on the cider! 
Budge over Beaver, popcorn’s here… 
This thread does help illustrate my mantra of what happens on the road stays on the road especially when it involves so called professional drivers.
Obviously with the exception of total nutters.
Im yet to witness anyone on the road doing anything worse than I have done (except drink driving as thats my one taboo).
Driving to close yep ive done that
Undertaking yep done that as well
Speeding yep me as well
Joy riding at 14 yep my generation created it
Dangerous overtaking yep done that
Innapropriate speed, yep
Oral ■■■ whilst driving, hell yes
Deliberatey hitting another road user, yep 2 mercs and an audi got Dippered once upon a time.
In the end its not personal.
Dipper_Dave:
This thread does help illustrate my mantra of what happens on the road stays on the road especially when it involves so called professional drivers.
Obviously with the exception of total nutters.Im yet to witness anyone on the road doing anything worse than I have done (except drink driving as thats my one taboo).
Driving to close yep ive done that
Undertaking yep done that as well
Speeding yep me as well
Joy riding at 14 yep my generation created it
Dangerous overtaking yep done that
Innapropriate speed, yep
Oral ■■■ whilst driving, hell yes
Deliberatey hitting another road user, yep 2 mercs and an audi got Dippered once upon a time.In the end its not personal.
Overtaking another artic in the dark with ur lights off? Guilty. Yung nd stupid
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Hey Welshboy.
Care to elaborate on why my post has bothered you? Is it because you have read a tale on an internet forum, and then happened to come across the driver involved.
And then gone running over to him all excited. " Guess what I know, guess what I know!! " Get a grip mate.
Oh and f**k off back to Spain.
eagerbeaver:
Hey Welshboy.Care to elaborate on why my post has bothered you? Is it because you have read a tale on an internet forum, and then happened to come across the driver involved.
And then gone running over to him all excited. " Guess what I know, guess what I know!! " Get a grip mate.
Oh and f**k off back to Spain.
Don’t you like Spain?
No. A floating turd hit me in the face many moons ago.
I have since stopped sharing the bath with Mrs B.
Beaver has a point though, not one professional driver among the muppets posting on this thread.
Forget the popcorn, the single malt is out.
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Hey Welshboy.Care to elaborate on why my post has bothered you? Is it because you have read a tale on an internet forum, and then happened to come across the driver involved.
And then gone running over to him all excited. " Guess what I know, guess what I know!! " Get a grip mate.
Oh and f**k off back to Spain.
Don’t you like Spain?
It was great until the Sandals & Socks brigade invaded!
All we are missing here is Carryfast calling for a walkout for more of his socialist bolloks
Wheelnutt. Pass that bowl of Haribo over.
Greedy [zb]!
welshboyinspain:
eagerbeaver:
Holy sh*t. Give me 5 mins I’ve ran out of popcorn.What a wonderful thread. A glowing example of small ■■■■■ syndrome. One chap drives like a slug. Another driver tries to bully him out of the way. Another driver says ■■■■■■■■ to the pair of them and would overtake both because he is running out of time. Another driver suggests brake testing. Another driver turns into Hercule Poirot and locates the back door slipstreamer.
WHAT A BUNCH OF KNOBS!!!
I now realise why I took such a long sabbatical from this place!
Yes I understand full well how you feel.
Wahay!!
I was wondering when the neighbourhood watch co-ordinator would poke his beak in!!
eagerbeaver:
Wahay!!I was wondering when the neighbourhood watch co-ordinator would poke his beak in!!
Is some people’s participation mandatory, as I’m feeling left out! 
Don’t feel left out Beezle.
Here is a quick questionnaire for you to check if you are suitable;
- Do you drive like a total ■■■■?
- Are you a super advanced tactical pursuit stunt trained superhero IAM LGV ultimate Smiths F1 motorcycle rider, who rides on public roads without a helmet, yet complains about driving standards?
- Have you finished work and are a bit bored?
Err, possibly yes to a couple of those… 
But I know I’m going to fail the tie breaker question of whether I’m the most self-righteous person you’ve ever come across.
I just can’t believe we’ve got some young kid who’s just passed his test 2 mins ago commenting on our driving and calling us knobs , zb me I was driving when he was still in zb nappies 