Just small green salad for me…no dressing
I have cleaned the skid marks from the toilet for you. It should be nice and clean for you to use
Of course I can cancel my holiday. I don’t need it anyway
I bet the customer will be delighted i am three hours late.
Sat nav? Don’t need it guv, got my Truckers Atlas in my bag!
This is the best feeling in the world, sat in a traffic jam bursting for a dump.
I’ll do this week for free
" I have nothing at all to complain about " 
…of course I don’t mind splitting all those pallets for you. It would be my pleasure !!!
Don’t bother paying me the overtime I did last month. I done it as a favour for you
Thanks for not allowing me to sleep on my bunk while you tip me as by law it is classed as access to a bunk or couchette,I am not that tired anyway after a 15 hour night shift,I hope your family members are not on the road later when I fall asleep at the wheel.
Well…
When I was in Egypt pulling a road train…
“I don’t know much about that sorry, haven’t done it before”
Que: Helicopter trip to Windsor to pick up the queen’s corgi on route to fetch his tachograph card from DVLA for a urgent mission to Tesco RDC 
I know, I’m single and lonely, I’ll get a lego head to keep me company…
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Boss “Go and tip trailer 2244 - it’ll need hand balling. Then shoot down to Dover and swap units with Jim because he says his brakes keep locking up under the weight of his trailer.”
Driver “Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain.”
“We’re all sat here in a waiting room, please tell me one of your stories of how far across europe you’ve been on just one tacho card hauling the most expensive/largest/heaviest load in your aki sleeping in a tent on the trailer bed and how the industry is not what it used to be, I’ve not heard them before.”
Tipper drivers are Knights of the road 
"of course i will move mate no worries i can square it away with vosa they wont notice it after all i only had five mins more break to do and sorry i didnt know it was private land honest that g4s uniform realy does suit you
Dooby:
This is the best feeling in the world, sat in a traffic jam bursting for a dump.
brill
I love this waiting room.