Things A Truck Driver Would Never Say

I really love driving an artic around Bristol. The whole city is well laid out and the signage is clear and simple to understand. All the motorists are so considerate, especially those wonderful taxi drivers and, if that wasn’t enough, all the cyclists use the cycle lanes too.

My Mate Didn’t Tell Me !!

kindle530:
Youre nearly out of diesel? Of course i can lend you a gallon to get you to the garage.

:grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

I love my little p230 you couldn’t pay me to replace it with a v8.

I’ve throughly enjoyed every minute of the 20hours I’ve sat waiting at Tata Northwich this week,5 days work dragged into 6 for no more money fills me with joy.

It’s surprising that with so many drivers on TNUK there’s never any arguments or people slagging each other off.

they wanted me to bring the biggest trailer but I put my foot down and brought this small 13.6 m to be sure I could get into your yard.

Can my sandal wearing mate have a job Guv ?

No its fine Pal.I do understand Your car sometimes slows itself down to 52 mph,and then speeds itself upto spot on 56 mph when I’m just trying to overtake You.Its ok,have a good day now…

Those fitters have a wealth of knowledge friendly helpful lot too

I miss the Swindon Woolworths RDC.

Oh ! Hello Mr/Mrs Nice Audi Driver. :sunglasses: :confused: :sunglasses:

as they’ve just cut across me-‘BRAKING’ at the last minute to get on the ‘Backed up/congested’ slip road.

(I’m thinking of getting one of those, they’ve got Fantastic Brakes !!! :unamused: )

No I don’t fancy the full English this morning. Could I have the lettuce and cress sandwich instead please?

I am so pleased the last driver left hardly any diesel in.

Of course I don’t mind living in stinky’s truck all this week

You’re right boss, he needs an early shoot on Friday much more than me

That security guard was a lovely chap, not at all arrogant.

I had a really good laugh with the fella on goods in at tesco

I’ll go this way past the VOSA station check point, and with a bit of luck get pulled in.

OVLOV JAY:
I love my axor, it’s the best truck on the market, but it’s not as comfortable as my p cab was

That’s true though. I have neck ache from sleeping on the bed.