Where is Rob K? I miss him.
What do I want a pay rise for guv you pay me too much ( ok might of gone to far with this reply)
God bless all cyclists…
Of course I don’t mind teaching that agency driver all about our job, even though you’re paying him twice as much as me.
That matrix sign operator is really on the ball tonight.
Roadworks! I’m sure it’s all essential, I don’t mind that 1 hour diversion as I haven’t been to Barnard castle for quite a while anyway.
£3 for a coffee? Hey that’s cheap, would you like one.
No its ok mate, just leave the trailer there, I’ll put it away for you.
Hey! I don’t mind if you want to stick it on break at the pumps!
This waiting room is so comfy and the conversation is so riveting, i hope they let me stay here just a little bit longer. 
Oh ! I’ve just finished my shift & I’ve checked my trailer & there’s no defects or bulbs need replacing & all the tyres are ok ! (Pssst’/thought in my head ! there’s a good chance I won’t be using that Trailer tomorrow !)
martinviking:
Oh ! I’ve just finished my shift & I’ve checked my trailer & there’s no defects or bulbs need replacing & all the tyres are ok ! (Pssst’/thought in my head ! there’s a good chance I won’t be using that Trailer tomorrow !)
Boris1971:
martinviking:
Oh ! I’ve just finished my shift & I’ve checked my trailer & there’s no defects or bulbs need replacing & all the tyres are ok ! (Pssst’/thought in my head ! there’s a good chance I won’t be using that Trailer tomorrow !)
Watching that hugely overweight driver climbing down from his cab with his kecks halfway down his backside is such a lovely sight
Where can i buy some frilly curtains and bull fighter Matador spears that i would love to put in my lorry .
I go to bed wearing rigger boots and my hi-viz with no grease and oil on it.
Female car drivers love truckers and would love a date with one, and tell their parents.
“just the one egg on the salad love”
No chips on the plate, i am on a diet.
Those breasts are too big.
No, I wont work the air horns into those two female joggers.
Yes, of course I’ve time to do another load.
" I just love doing London city centre, multi drop, foodservice handball and white goods deliveries, theres always plenty of space to park and it’s so relaxing and therapeutic. "
" The DCPC is without doubt the most worthwhile and value for money course you could ever do and my employer pays me £5 per hour more for possessing it. "
" Iveco trucks have the best build quality of all trucks manufactured in the world today !! ."
Another car not indicating on this round-a-bout, never mind that’s ok, ops and another, oh well. And another, that’s fine too.