Things A Truck Driver Would Never Say

“I think van drivers are the salt of the earth !!!”

…any other suggestions?

I was never in the SAS you know

I love car drivers :laughing:

Chalking off bays ■■? Blimey mate well done for sticking it to them :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I love delivering to tesco

Pimpdaddy:
I [zb]ing love Tescos

:grimacing: :grimacing:

Yes, since you ask, you can borrow my chalk.

"I don’t have any opinion on that at all "

I got tipped and had ,y paperwork within the hour at Willow Green Morrisons

You’re right boss is not that big of a day really I should p1ss that

After you…

does my ■■■ look big in this :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink:

Argos love it never had a problem straight in and out

Women should keep there cleavage covered.

the maoster:
After you…

:smiley: :smiley: that’s soo true especially when the palletised little 7.5 tonners think they have the god given right to jump the queue only cos they have one pallet and cos I’m in an artic think I have a full load.
When I also have 1 pallet!! ■■■■ off and wait your turn!!

Boils my ■■■■ that does…

All it takes is to ask…not assume.

yes i can get in there no problem :laughing:

Mmmmm, those diesel pumps look inviting, but no, I shall park in the lorry park and then do my weekly shopping.

Seriously, this country needs more cyclists !!

hope he wants me to run in on saturday again this week ?

im looking forward to parking up in that beautiful clean layby tonight… :grimacing: