Things A Truck Driver Would Never Say

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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I’m not perfect !!

22

Youre nearly out of diesel? Of course i can lend you a gallon to get you to the garage.

23

MSA’s offer an all round great service that is certainly value for the money you pay. That diner at Lymm just hits the spot every time.

24

"your right iam overweight and i dont know who my father is "

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" Vosa are a wonderful charitable organisation that offer free impartial advice on load restraint, vehicle road-worthiness and driver hours regulations."

26

No i dont want that greasy fry Up I’ll have the heathy food :unamused:

27

Do you know where the shower is?

28

Latique:
"your right iam overweight and i dont know who my father is "

that made me lol!

29

Hi, I’m Seamus Murphy, and my truck is limited to 56mph.

30

That Toby1234abc bloke really knows his stuff and offers nothing but concise and relevant information :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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billybigrig:
That Toby1234abc bloke really knows his stuff and offers nothing but concise and relevant information :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing:

32

‘Who me? No sorry I’ve never heard of the the Herald,let alone missing it by 10 mins’

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gunner1983:
I love delivering to tesco

Oh yes please…:slight_smile::slight_smile:

34

Here’s my wallet, help yourself…

35

I’m on pre mod ? Sorry about that i’ll watch what i post in future.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

36

Early

37

By all means ■■■■■ my curtains, and whilst you are here, take the diesel for you and your traveller buddys.

38

Yes dear, you go ahead and book that table for Friday evening, they’ll do their best to make sure I’m back !!

39

No doctor, I have never suffered from tiredness.

40

Weighbridge operators really are the salt of the earth.