Tipper drivers don’t speed
My oh my, those shunters are a cheery helpful bunch. 
I do apologies dot bringing my over size lorry down your street , I will have a stern word with Mr Perkins at number 42 about ordering stuff in the future, have a nice day now.
lilysgranpa:
My oh my, those shunters are a cheery helpful bunch.
Hahaha
I am so happy with my current terms and conditions
It’s alright Madam, I’ll reverse down the lane to a suitable passing place.
“I’ll get the coffees in.”
I’m not going to urinate here, the whole area will start to stink, I’ll simply walk for 45 seconds to the toilet !!
“I wish I was as skilled and considerate as those private hire drivers, they really are the bee’s knees”
Take as long as you like to tip it. My boss is an excellent planner, hence I have plenty of time left
im a lot worse off on the umbrella scheme…
I love my axor, it’s the best truck on the market, but it’s not as comfortable as my p cab was
I hate this bunk, I wish I could sleep on the front tyre like my Grandpa used to
“Hang on one second mate, I’m just going help this foreign lorry reverse on to the bay”
I went on Trucknet the other day, nobody was moaning!
the cheques in the post…or 2 honest i won’t in your m@@th!!
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Haha some funny replies 
(no really there is!)
“Top ‘o the mornin’ to ya Mr Vosa, would yer like to give me wagon a once over?”
I really like that stobart uniform