Things A Truck Driver Would Never Say

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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West Wales before lunch, no problem, it’s only 200 miles on “A” roads. Maybe I could do a local when I get back?
Paul

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Things a LORRY DRIVER would never say;

1, Got to go, it’s not going to deliver its self.
2, I’ll put the kettle on!
3, Here, share my custard creams.
4, Hurry up. Got a boat to catch!
5, Watch me curtains!
6, Stop on the services and don’t reimburse me.
7, I know a cracking lay-by!
8, I’ll start at 4am.
9, It wasn’t flat when I stopped.
10, Breakdown said they will be here in ten seconds.
11, I was in and out in five minutes for 26 pallets.
12, There was just me in the queue in Freightliner.
13, But I need loading NOW!
14, So I had to show the fitter how to do it.
15, Directions off the gaffer, spot on.
16, And then they coned off the next thr…

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Remember the Herald of Free Enterprise ?

“I missed that by 5 minutes”

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Ooh! time for a break! - I’ll just pop into Cambridge Services for a park-up, as there’s guaranteed to be a space there!

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Winseer:
Ooh! time for a break! - I’ll just pop into Cambridge Services for a park-up, as there’s guaranteed to be a space there!

Or Sandbach !!

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Oh good, that’s an old guy in a Micra in front of me

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I overtook 12 Irish trucks on a single carriageway,the police officer was so impressed he shook my hand and bought me a tea in the next lay by,he clocked me at 72.5 mph-In a Pegaso Troner with a 210 HP engine.

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tango boy:
Tipper drivers are Knights of the road :wink:

But but but …we are

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Tipper Tom:

tango boy:
Tipper drivers are Knights of the road :wink:

But but but …we are

I know :wink: ssssshhh

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it’s ok is all this dcpc but the 7 hours goes way too quick,should be 10 :smiley:

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I don’t think this depot has enough health and safety

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thank god for that vosa’s here

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These jeans are to big, do you sell them in a size 34" waist.

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I love nothin better than joining the 15th lane in seaforth dock at 5pm on a Friday

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Those front fog lights that are always on make you look so cool and add inches to your ■■■■■

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4aaaa4dd:
im a lot worse off on the umbrella scheme…

Sorry bud, gotta stop you there. I’ve yet to hear someone NOT say that! :open_mouth:

Even those on umbrella think it’s crap and a fiddle, but feel they’ll be passed over for work if they don’t bend over, and bring their own Vaseline! :angry: