I had just got out the shower the other day and was in the bedroom watching tele and drying myself when the wife came in to the bedroom with all the gear on, suspenders, ■■■■■■ tassels, boots up to her thighs with high heels on, make up done like a super model, lace gloves she looked stunning and stood there rubbing her ■■■■■ and asked
“How do you fancy some super ■■■?”
I was gob smacked
And so was she when I replied
I’ll have some soup please love!