Cor! look what dropped through my letterbox this morning. I have used quote marks just to separate the advert from my own comments.
Eddie Stobart is requiring 50 Owner Drivers to be working from October 2011.
What we require from you:
Be a tramper, ideally based in Yorkshire, North West or Midlands.
A certificate of Professional Competence (“CPC”) held by yourself.
A course has been arranged for late August/early September 2011 at Widnes to gain a CPC
Exam date is 9th September 2011. Results are expected 2/3 weeks after the exam.
Have an O licence.
Around £5000 for initial start up costs.
Eddie Stobart will provide:
Guaranteed regular work.
A fully maintained BRAND NEW tractor unit including R&M (service costs), Isotrak costs for a fixed monthly cost.
Tyres charged on a usage, (pence per mile) basis.
Trailers.
Insurance.
Toll tags.
Fuel.
Parking.
Your responsibilities include:
Your current driver duties.
Manning of the vehicle including your rest days when required.
Booking and delivering of vehicle for servicing and MOT
Eddie Stobart will also provide assistance (via an independent third party) at a fixed start up cost with:
Accounting/book keeping services.
Tax Services.
Cashflow planning services.
TO APPLY. Please pick up an application form from your Operations Manager
OPEN TO ESL EMPLOYEES ONLY
Wheel Nuts stick in spokes mode:
CPC Result. 8 to 10 weeks after exam 
Operator Licence Application. Allow up to 9 weeks. Do not acquire vehicle until licence is granted 
Financial Requirements £8100 
Sufficient cash to pay spare driver or drivers for rest periods 
No excuses for I cannot get a driver tonight
Are they really an owner driver, they cannot plan their own work, I doubt they can go and pull for Wincantons, DHL or Norbert Dentressangle tomorrow evening.
Tyres. How many pence per mile?
Fuel. At what cost per litre and how long are payment terms?
I think this is enough to start with.
Just remember the GAR 