Del Boy and Terry Wogan have been knighted in the Queens birthdays honours list.
We shall have to be on our best behaviour while listening to the togmeister 
Sir Del said, “next year Rodney we could be millionaires” 
Midge Ure OBE and the black bloke in a souped up wheelchair who does those adverts has been honoured
Yeah, I saw that too. Well done Sir Jase. You do realise that on Monday the Toggmeister will be insufferable don’t you? And what about poor old Ken Bruce? He is a bit foreign, mind you, so that could be the reason…
Heliophile:
And what about poor old Ken Bruce? He is a bit foreign, mind you, so that could be the reason…
And Terry isn’t?
OK! OK!
Point taken! 
That would be why he’s only an honoury knght then??
Monty Python!!! Where are you when we need you most■■? 