Posting before the nurse has done her rounds

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS OLD TIME LORRIES, COMPANIES AND DRIVERS (INTERACT
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harry_gill:
hiya,
Never any good at conkers, was Norman ■■, maybe but, William was a certainty,i think, but it is medication time.
thanks harry long retired.

William Drake, sorry Harry I have never heard of him who did he drive for, even I am getting confused now but it’s all jj’s fault.

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mushroomman:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Never any good at conkers, was Norman ■■, maybe but, William was a certainty,i think, but it is medication time.
thanks harry long retired.

William Drake, sorry Harry I have never heard of him who did he drive for, even I am getting confused now but it’s all jj’s fault.

i’m sure you have heard of him you just dont realise it , he very famously and quite remarkably invented the lesbian , people seem to forget that … but its a touchy subject that is … :sunglasses:

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i don’t know what to think about you lot , either the medication ain’t strong enough or you are spitting it out when nursey’s back is turned . it’s not befitting gentlemen of your advanced years to be gallivanting about in the early hours ! maybe nursey should be more strict with you , but no , on second thoughts you would probably enjoy it ! there is only one thing gets me up at 2-30 am and that’s the call of nature . cheers , rigsby

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rigsby:
i don’t know what to think about you lot , either the medication ain’t strong enough or you are spitting it out when nursey’s back is turned . it’s not befitting gentlemen of your advanced years to be gallivanting about in the early hours ! maybe nursey should be more strict with you , but no , on second thoughts you would probably enjoy it ! there is only one thing gets me up at 2-30 am and that’s the call of nature . cheers , rigsby

I know what you mean pal,there are some daft owd sods on here.That jj72 has got a lot to answer for starting this thread.
How’s Buxton this morning by the way? :laughing:

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bowser:

mushroomman:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Never any good at conkers, was Norman ■■, maybe but, William was a certainty,i think, but it is medication time.
thanks harry long retired.

William Drake, sorry Harry I have never heard of him who did he drive for, even I am getting confused now but it’s all jj’s fault.

i’m sure you have heard of him you just dont realise it , he very famously and quite remarkably invented the lesbian , people seem to forget that … but its a touchy subject that is … :sunglasses:

William Drake came from Nottingham -“eyup me owd duck” country.He drove for Boots with webbed feet - no not webbed feet boots - oh sod it wheres me tablets. :smiley:

“You can’t take a penalty with plimpsolls on” David Beckham 2001.

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hiya,
David Beckham, now does he have a skinny dog and race pigeons.
thanks harry long retired.

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good morning chris , it’s bloody 'orrible in buxton again , got a big drift across the back door so i’m doing nowt today . like harry said if i wanted a shovel i would have been a coalman . cat& fiddle , leek rd & ashbourne rd all blocked & i don’t suppose the chesterfield rd will be much better . how is the island coping ? dave

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“You can’t take a penalty with plimpsolls on” David Beckham 2001.
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i like famous sayings… :smiley:

was it bruce willis that once said " when you hit the age of 40 god takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears "

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rigsby:
good morning chris , it’s bloody 'orrible in buxton again , got a big drift across the back door so i’m doing nowt today . like harry said if i wanted a shovel i would have been a coalman . cat& fiddle , leek rd & ashbourne rd all blocked & i don’t suppose the chesterfield rd will be much better . how is the island coping ? dave

Coalmen on the fiddle, cat leaking, leeks for dinner, shovel and spade, take your pick!

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Can anyone help me please ? I’ve forgotten the difference between ■■■■■■ and arson and I’ve just set fire to my sister ! :blush:

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MaggieD:
Can anyone help me please ? I’ve forgotten the difference between ■■■■■■ and arson and I’ve just set fire to my sister ! :blush:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You think you’ve got problems MaggieD,I couldn’t tell the difference between sh** and putty and me windows just fell out.

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Brilliant,owd on what was this this thread originally about ive forgot LOL

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dafdave:
Brilliant,owd on what was this this thread originally about ive forgot LOL

originally its was about half a page long if he was lucky … :smiley:

got highjacked by all the wierdo’s tho … :sunglasses:

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hiya,
I used to be a wierdo but i’m alright nowwwwwwwww i think.
thanks harry long retired.

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Wheel Nut:

rigsby:
good morning chris , it’s bloody 'orrible in buxton again , got a big drift across the back door so i’m doing nowt today . like harry said if i wanted a shovel i would have been a coalman . cat& fiddle , leek rd & ashbourne rd all blocked & i don’t suppose the chesterfield rd will be much better . how is the island coping ? dave

Coalmen on the fiddle, cat leaking, leeks for dinner, shovel and spade, take your pick!

All snow gone except on hills,been for a walk on the beach and now off to the pub.
That were a bad road that Cat and Shovel,never fiddled home over it :laughing: So anybody who wanted a pint at the Three Stags Heads at Wardlow will be struggling then rigsby? Snake and Woodhead will be the same,wonder what them62 is like?
What’s all that about leaking cats and isn’t there a village called Leek somewhere (tin 'at on :smiley: ),think I used to go with me tanker now and again,they called the firm Cruder or summat.Firm was in Staffs and weighbridge was in Shropshire - nay that can’t be right,must have been Cheshire,where they make cheese.

“Them were t’days when we were on neets”- Maltby warehouseman 1979.

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harry_gill:
hiya,
I used to be a wierdo but i’m alright nowwwwwwwww i think.
thanks harry long retired.

whoop whoop … me toooooooooo… :smiley:

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bowser:

harry_gill:
hiya,
I used to be a wierdo but i’m alright nowwwwwwwww i think.
thanks harry long retired.

whoop whoop … me toooooooooo… :smiley:

You two want locking up or is locking out? :laughing:
You know what they say in Barnsley - “there’s a leet on but no bugger in”.

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bowser:
“You can’t take a penalty with plimpsolls on” David Beckham 2001.

i like famous sayings… :smiley:

was it bruce willis that once said " when you hit the age of 40 god takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears "
[/quote]
That Bruce Willis were a rayt good fast bowler,does a bit of commensurating now.

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I was going to post something here but now I’ve forgotten what it was. :open_mouth:

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dafdave:
Brilliant,owd on what was this this thread originally about ive forgot LOL

hiya …dafdave nurse .ll give you a pill if you,ve forgotten some thing. its when you get mixed up you,ll be put in with us lot
dave webby said Drake was driving for boots with webbed feet, thats all mixed up drake was driving ships years ago.he had a red head
and boots had soles.webby has feet he lives in terbureg or douglas its one way round or back to front he goese at same speed any way.
in turburg or douglas they have men with 3 legs on m/bikes going round in circles at summer time usually when it rains.
now iam mixed up.