Carryfast:
I was going to post something here but now I’ve forgotten what it was.
Was it owt to do with DDDDs,Double Deck Detroit Diesels?
Welcome back,where have you been.
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?
It depended on which gear she was in 
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mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good … 
bowser:
mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good …
hlya,
Stockings and sussies your looking good today nurse.
thanks harry long retired.
bowser:
mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good …
Talking of post, this was delivered earlier. Gone West rubber clothes, meanwhile back on the lorry thread, roping and keeping it waterproof I think we were discussing.
Wheel Nut:
bowser:
mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good …
Talking of post, this was delivered earlier. Gone West rubber clothes, meanwhile back on the lorry thread, roping and keeping it waterproof I think we were discussing.
Malc I bet Dennis will come on and point out where they have done it wrong 
cheers Johnnie
Yer not on yer own john believe me,yer in good com here.Does that sound reet.
regards dave.
sammyopisite:
Wheel Nut:
bowser:
mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good …
Talking of post, this was delivered earlier. Gone West rubber clothes, meanwhile back on the lorry thread, roping and keeping it waterproof I think we were discussing.
Malc I bet Dennis will come on and point out where they have done it wrong
cheers Johnnie
Mebbe should have crossed them double dollies. Got a long ride later to Bristol.
Well it’s keeping 'em off the other threads (and the streets) at least
Chris Webb: It’s windy today
Harry Gill: No it’s Thursday
MaggieD: So am I, let’s have a cup of tea
Just need Norman and TobyABC1234 (although i’m not sure his is age-related) and it’ll out surreal Monty Python 
jj72:
Well it’s keeping 'em off the other threads (and the streets) at leastChris Webb: It’s windy today
Harry Gill: No it’s Thursday
MaggieD: So am I, let’s have a cup of tea
Just need Norman and TobyABC1234 (although i’m not sure his is age-related) and it’ll out surreal Monty Python
Harry would want a dram 
like me
Wheel Nut:
sammyopisite:
Wheel Nut:
bowser:
mushroomman:
ubym344:
did she have 2 speeds?It depended on which gear she was in
rubber gear is always good …
Talking of post, this was delivered earlier. Gone West rubber clothes, meanwhile back on the lorry thread, roping and keeping it waterproof I think we were discussing.
Malc I bet Dennis will come on and point out where they have done it wrong
cheers JohnnieMebbe should have crossed them double dollies. Got a long ride later to Bristol.
At least he could’nt complain about roping over the fly sheet this time because whoever roped her forgot to sheet her first.
Chris Webb:
sammyopisite:
mushroomman:
Chris Webb:
I was just thinking who invented fractions…was it Henry the Eighth?Charlie Drake played bowls somewhere didn’t he,I’m totally confused now.
Nothing wrong with your memory Chris, I can vouch for that.
Your dead right, Charlie Drake one of Englands greatest mariners did play bowls for Plymouth Argyle.Is that the same team Norman plays for
Who sammie,Norman Argyle? Thanks Steve,I knew I were right about Charlie Drake - he licked Nelson at Trafalgar Square,bloody Italians.
You’ve got it all wrong you must be getting confused.Charlie Drake got sent out by Maggie Thatcher to fight the Spanish navy who came all the way from Argentina to get us.But the Argys lost their way and ended on the rocks in Scotland and Ireland.The cook on Drake’s boat,who was called Fletcher Christain,then decided that he wanted to be Captain instead so he started a mutiny.Charlie got thrown into a lifeboat and sailed it back from Trafalgar.Captain cook and the rest of the mutineers then took Drake’s ship to Australia but they decided that the Aborigine birds were’nt as good looking as the ones on the islands where they’d stopped before to fill up with diesel on the way.
You’ve got it all wrong you must be getting confused.Charlie Drake got sent out by Maggie Thatcher to fight the Spanish navy who came all the way from Argentina to get us.But the Argys lost their way and ended on the rocks in Scotland and Ireland.The cook on Drake’s boat,who was called Fletcher Christain,then decided that he wanted to be Captain instead so he started a mutiny.Charlie got thrown into a lifeboat and sailed it back from Trafalgar.Captain cook and the rest of the mutineers then took Drake’s ship to Australia but they decided that the Aborigine birds were’nt as good looking as the ones on the islands where they’d stopped before to fill up with diesel on the way.
Sooooo that’s what IDS stands for…Island Diesel Service…right now I’m off to play with my very own nurse
I would like some help please as the nurse won’t let me out and forces me to take the medication do you think it is because of the white coat with all this snow about
hiya,
Don’t know why i’m reading?contributing to this thread i’m the only sane person on here, nurse, nurse there’s a woodpecker having a go at the bedpost.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Don’t know why i’m reading?contributing to this thread i’m the only sane person on here, nurse, nurse there’s a woodpecker having a go at the bedpost.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry,bugger that woodpecker off and give me hand with this camel,I want it on t’headboard so I can rope it down to leave room for some cobras over the back axle.Well I think that’s what I was told to do,'cos when I asked about the camel this Egyptian just said “a load of old cobras”. I’ve got Bradford market to do when I’ve got loaded…
T’other one standing up has got a Cairo trunk to do
hiya,
Howay Webby you’re talking a right load of cobras.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Don’t know why i’m reading?contributing to this thread i’m the only sane person on here, nurse, nurse there’s a woodpecker having a go at the bedpost.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry you now have all the proof that you need to prove to your good lady you are not the daftest one on here.
cheers Johnnie
P S everytime I write cheers I have a swig from my glass is that why I fall off the chair every night
sammyopisite:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Don’t know why i’m reading?contributing to this thread i’m the only sane person on here, nurse, nurse there’s a woodpecker having a go at the bedpost.
thanks harry long retired.Harry you now have all the proof that you need to prove to your good lady you are not the daftest one on here.
cheers Johnnie
P S everytime I write cheers I have a swig from my glass is that why I fall off the chair every night
hiya,
Johnnie my old lady is so certain i’m going round the bend she’s ordered me power steering for xmas to get me there quicker.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
sammyopisite:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Don’t know why i’m reading?contributing to this thread i’m the only sane person on here, nurse, nurse there’s a woodpecker having a go at the bedpost.
thanks harry long retired.Harry you now have all the proof that you need to prove to your good lady you are not the daftest one on here.
cheers Johnnie
P S everytime I write cheers I have a swig from my glass is that why I fall off the chair every nighthiya,
Johnnie my old lady is so certain i’m going round the bend she’s ordered me power steering for xmas to get me there quicker.
thanks harry long retired.
Well many a true word spoken in a vest as they say. Tablet and bed time for me,and as it said in the back of trailer 40173 " All shunters are bastar**" on one side,and “be prepared,always wear your gas mask - Hitler will give no warning” on t’other.
Like going down on t’up train…
Goodnight fellow patients.