No! 
Straight up! I’m the pianist in a local ballet school who doubles up as the cover teacher because I do ballet myself. Admitting that on here is harder than coming out as trans . Why do you think I started that ballet and lorries thread a few years back? 
Don’t forget, I’m as much a retired teacher as I am a retired driver 
Ah c’mon Ro ^^^ continuing the comedy theme here I’m getting a mental image of a 6 foot guy in a wig with immaculate nails and a leotard. It’s brilliant 
5’ 4", own hair, immaculate nails, leotard, ballet skirt. And I can pirouette! That’s nearly as hard as driving an artic to Doha.
you forgot the hi viz and toe cap boots doing a arabesque
Fair play. I’d struggle to spell that, let alone do it 
Doing an arabesque in toetectors would be hard work!
You have just described me in my house gear at weekends…but with a Newcastle shirt on top of leotard while watching the game.
Yup, the cure for ■■■■■■
Why is V1agra censored?
All jokes aside Ro,.and seeing as you are being candid and honest on this…
How did your family deal with it.
You do not have to answer that btw…I realise it is none of my business, I am just imagining how my own family would deal with something like this.
Note to Maoster…no plans btw before you jump in.
isnt it difficult to plan something thats already happened. you already admitted the leotard
It’s okay honey, you’re in a safe space. Unburden yourself 
Yeah but it’s more of a ‘‘Giant Haystacks’’ type leotard than a ‘‘Margot Fontayne’’ one mate.
This thread has gone right off piste since you joined it
Remember Big Daddy, the wrestler.
Stuar aye Big Daddy the wrestler.
Shirley Crabtree.
Cheers Mate.
Even more '‘off piste’'now Toby has joined.
Aye…but I was more Mick McManus man myself, his ‘‘dirty play’’ appealed to me.
