Remember someone on here saying they opened the door and went slamed the door and caught there toes ouch.
Surprised no one mentioned about ■■■■■■■ in the ad blue tank?! Free ad blue. Vosa none the wiser!.. 
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Cruise Control:
Surprised no one mentioned about ■■■■■■■ in the ad blue tank?! Free ad blue. Vosa none the wiser!..
Aye, and after a while a broken ad blue system and expensive repair bill too.
Paul
Up side of the tire and at night open the door and give it a good shot awkward for the truck beside you 
let’s hope it’s a Iveco 
Andy smg:
Mike-C:
Andy smg:
When working on office removals in the late 80s, most of us kipped in the trailer for days and sometimes weeks on end. Normal practice after a night on the booze was to go to the rear of the trailer and ■■■■ through the gap where the tail lift was. Unfortunately, this was also the place where we left our boots at night, and I do recall the time when one of our crew slid his feet into a puddle of cold ■■■■ in the morning rush.
I love you Scottish guys !! They made a programme about you call Rab C Nesbitt, did you ever see it? You’re not all like that really though are you?
A poor wee ■■■■ you are…
Yep, Panda pop bottle for me. Loadsa room !!!
jessicas dad:
i use a old lenor bottle, pour it out on a morning on a grass verge and rinse when i can, then at the weekend i take home and give a good clean ready for another week.
you are kidding right?
MAT:
jessicas dad:
i use a old lenor bottle, pour it out on a morning on a grass verge and rinse when i can, then at the weekend i take home and give a good clean ready for another week.you are kidding right?
After a week, you dont get the aroma of “spring meadow” though .
More like Eau d le stagnant pishe
gonna be a bit of a strange week as the lenor bottle has gone and been replaced with a 6 pinta.
If i had to have nights out and was to take the wife ! Might get a divorce!! If she got wet !!!
pimmer73:
If i had to have nights out and was to take the wife ! Might get a divorce!! If she got wet !!!
■■■■■ bassa into golden showers are you
2 litre water bottle from whatever supermarket for ■■■■ bottles. Matters not how big the hole is, I can aim.
I’d sooner all of us ■■■■■■ in bottles and disposed of it properly, instead of doing it down the tyres and turning all our parking spaces into a ■■■■ smelling foulness.
What do you do if you need a dump then?
Improvise.
- pack of baby wipes.
And to be honest, state of most toilets you are apt to find in truck stops, warehouses or service stations. I’d sooner use this.
Important to note that it is triple bagged, and you take it with you to an appropriate bin. Not slung into a layby or hung from a tree.
merc0447:
pimmer73:
If i had to have nights out and was to take the wife ! Might get a divorce!! If she got wet !!!■■■■■ bassa into golden showers are you
Working on it !!!
lucozade bottle with the top chopped off stays in passenger door all week obviously washed regularly and storred under bunk at weekend
WildGoose:
What do you do if you need a dump then?
Improvise.
- pack of baby wipes.
I’d rather get caught having a wee up my wheel that get caught sitting on that !!! WHat batteries does it take? 
Mike-C:
WildGoose:
What do you do if you need a dump then?
Improvise.
- pack of baby wipes.
I’d rather get caught having a wee up my wheel that get caught sitting on that !!! WHat batteries does it take?
T ones wit brown/copper colored top,
One thing to consider is that you need a big enough neck to allow air to escape as you fill the bottle, if your bell end covers the hole completely you could get a nasty blow back…that’s why I use a 45 gallon drum Anyone who tells you that I can fill a Ribena carton without touching the sides if I take the straw out is a liar 
I found that an empty screenwash bottle works well too
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newmercman:
One thing to consider is that you need a big enough neck to allow air to escape as you fill the bottle, if your bell end covers the hole completely you could get a nasty blow back…that’s why I use a 45 gallon drum
I wonder if it would work if you poked the straw up your japsie.
jessicas dad:
newmercman:
One thing to consider is that you need a big enough neck to allow air to escape as you fill the bottle, if your bell end covers the hole completely you could get a nasty blow back…that’s why I use a 45 gallon drumI wonder if it would work if you poked the straw up your japsie.
Try it and let me know 
newmercman:
jessicas dad:
newmercman:
One thing to consider is that you need a big enough neck to allow air to escape as you fill the bottle, if your bell end covers the hole completely you could get a nasty blow back…that’s why I use a 45 gallon drumI wonder if it would work if you poked the straw up your japsie.
Try it and let me know
I know this post is not at all serious - but I can answer based on plenty of experiences of poking things ‘up there’ because of various urological problems.
A short carton straw won’t get any sort of seal - the urine would bypass down the side. However, the act of poking it up there would cause pretty horrific urethral trauma if it scraped the urethra - you’d be left bleeding and in a great deal of pain. The inside of the urethra is not that dissimilar to the inside of the mouth - it’s a thin layer of cells protected by mucus (which you don’t normally see because it is flushed away when you urinate).
Any woman who has suffered from cystitis can confirm how horrendous urinary pain can be. Poking anything up the urethra that shouldn’t be there risks infection and cannot be recommended.
It can be uncomfortable enough poking catheters up there that have properly rounded ends and are lubricated!