What has this forum come to 
Pat Hasler:
:lol:
What has this forum come to
Dunno but do you reckon this thread’s gonna go longer than the Van Den Bosch one Pat ■■?
Don’t know about beating the “VDB” thread, maybe beat the “stobart parked up” or “in cab ■■■■■■■” threads
Hahaha this thread is funny, funnier though (laughing at myself now) as I have a urinal bottle too like some of you others. Big old robinsons 3 litre squash bottle I found was the best, found the opening to be big enough (not boasting) 
my aim is “■■■■” poor! 
Emptied out daily and rinsed in bleach as soon as physically possible when I get home. Cleanest way of doing it rather than getting done on a trumped up indencency charge when using a tree!
C
When working on office removals in the late 80s, most of us kipped in the trailer for days and sometimes weeks on end. Normal practice after a night on the booze was to go to the rear of the trailer and ■■■■ through the gap where the tail lift was. Unfortunately, this was also the place where we left our boots at night, and I do recall the time when one of our crew slid his feet into a puddle of cold ■■■■ in the morning rush. 
bigvern1:
If you can’t go through the night, without the need to ■■■■. You are too old to be working!
I had better retire then, even though I’m only 35…
That said, 9 nights out of 10 I don’t need to pee in the night but on the 1 in 10 that I do I would rather go in a bottle than get dressed and head for the toilets.
Paul
Andy smg:
When working on office removals in the late 80s, most of us kipped in the trailer for days and sometimes weeks on end. Normal practice after a night on the booze was to go to the rear of the trailer and ■■■■ through the gap where the tail lift was. Unfortunately, this was also the place where we left our boots at night, and I do recall the time when one of our crew slid his feet into a puddle of cold ■■■■ in the morning rush.
I love you Scottish guys !! They made a programme about you call Rab C Nesbitt, did you ever see it? You’re not all like that really though are you?
i always keep water bottles in cab ideal for chuck away pee bottle
just be careful in the morning when you clean your teeth as i found
out to my cost one morning in worchester lorry park. sure thats why my teeth turned yellow . :
jessicas dad:
i use a old lenor bottle, pour it out on a morning on a grass verge
At least the grass will be nice and soft.
Conor:
<SNIP
The only time I’ve parked in laybys with no toilets is in deepest darkest Wales.
Some of us have to live there
bigvern1:
If you can’t go through the night, without the need to ■■■■. You are too old to be working!
I quite agree - too old to pay tax, bills, mortgage/rent, electricity/gas/water… One day you’ll be old (OVER 40 LOL ) then see …
jessicas dad:
I don’t drink bottled water or fizzy drinks, no way I’m ■■■■■■■ in my flask.
And you’re not ■■■■■■■ in mine either
jdc:
I have mastered ■■■■■■■ half asleep, without fear of spillage and being back asleep within 30 seconds
So have I, but the missus is complaining about the damp in the wardrobe
Mike-C:
Andy smg:
When working on office removals in the late 80s, most of us kipped in the trailer for days and sometimes weeks on end. Normal practice after a night on the booze was to go to the rear of the trailer and ■■■■ through the gap where the tail lift was. Unfortunately, this was also the place where we left our boots at night, and I do recall the time when one of our crew slid his feet into a puddle of cold ■■■■ in the morning rush.I love you Scottish guys !! They made a programme about you call Rab C Nesbitt, did you ever see it? You’re not all like that really though are you?
A poor wee ■■■■ you are… 
skids:
A 5 litre water bottle. I empty it every morning and use a new bottle every week as and when I get 1. When I was on international I would fill it all week and then use it for “10 pin bowling” at the immigrants walking along the corridor
Nice venue ,did you ever get a turkey, plenty of them walking down there at night to hit
OTS:
skids:
A 5 litre water bottle. I empty it every morning and use a new bottle every week as and when I get 1. When I was on international I would fill it all week and then use it for “10 pin bowling” at the immigrants walking along the corridorNice venue ,did you ever get a turkey, plenty of them walking down there at night to hit
I store it and let it ferment into ammonia so I can run my car on it
I once watched a film called "■■■■ and champagne"in which all the actors and actresses drank loads of champagne,then removed their clothes and drank each others ■■■■ 
I open the window and pee out of it.
commonrail:
I once watched a film called "■■■■ and champagne"in which all the actors and actresses drank loads of champagne,then removed their clothes and drank each others ■■■■
you watch strange films !
jdc:
commonrail:
I once watched a film called "■■■■ and champagne"in which all the actors and actresses drank loads of champagne,then removed their clothes and drank each others ■■■■you watch strange films !
Aaah ! one o them BBC2 day time specials
kr79:
I open the window and pee out of it.
I knew someone would say this . . . . . you beat me to it
kr79:
I open the window and pee out of it.
Just make sure you get the right window if it’s a windy day…
Paul
