piss bottle

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djw:

newmercman:

jessicas dad:

newmercman:
One thing to consider is that you need a big enough neck to allow air to escape as you fill the bottle, if your bell end covers the hole completely you could get a nasty blow back…that’s why I use a 45 gallon drum :laughing: Anyone who tells you that I can fill a Ribena carton without touching the sides if I take the straw out is a liar :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

I wonder if it would work if you poked the straw up your japsie.

Try it and let me know :cry: :cry: :laughing: :laughing:

I know this post is not at all serious - but I can answer based on plenty of experiences of poking things ‘up there’ because of various urological problems.

A short carton straw won’t get any sort of seal - the urine would bypass down the side. However, the act of poking it up there would cause pretty horrific urethral trauma if it scraped the urethra - you’d be left bleeding and in a great deal of pain. The inside of the urethra is not that dissimilar to the inside of the mouth - it’s a thin layer of cells protected by mucus (which you don’t normally see because it is flushed away when you urinate).

Any woman who has suffered from cystitis can confirm how horrendous urinary pain can be. Poking anything up the urethra that shouldn’t be there risks infection and cannot be recommended.

It can be uncomfortable enough poking catheters up there that have properly rounded ends and are lubricated!

^TMI^ just sayin’… :laughing:

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I will be checking my bottles of irn-bru from now on :laughing:

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Blimey that was a bit indepth, he sounds like someone who knows.

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2l milk bottle…

you still got that toilet seat and bin bag combo for having a ■■■ jd :question: :question:

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The only time I ever swore at a nurse when I was in hospital for 3 months was when she took my catheter out…

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dazaster:
2l milk bottle…

you still got that toilet seat and bin bag combo for having a ■■■ jd :question: :question:

I have still got the seat, I think it’s in the garage somewhere although I prefer alfresco now. A bit of a breeze ticking my nuts at the same time. :wink:

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matt3903:
The only time I ever swore at a nurse when I was in hospital for 3 months was when she took my catheter out…

I can sympathise - especially if the balloon didn’t deflate very well.

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Years ago I knew a driver who kept a mashing can under the passenger seat,when he went on holiday the spare driver had his wagon & he took his girlfriend with,when she needed to go she used the mashing can,trouble was the driver was back over a week & mashed a few times.when he found out he got the can put it under the front wheel & drove over it,he could have got good money for it,some weirdo would have bought it–note ref. mashing can in Yorkshire we mash lanc drivers brewa ten quid on e bay I paid half a crown for my first one(12.5p)

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jessicas dad:
gonna be a bit of a strange week as the lenor bottle has gone and been replaced with a 6 pinta.

Tis because your missus said that the Lenor was great for getting the wrinkles out but she wasn’t so happy with it being so soft :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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jessicas dad:
what do you use :question: :question: :question: :question: :question:

now be honest.

I use toilets, as civilised man. Obviously I am still far from lining up with British Driver’s standards :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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The things drivers talk about hey! this must be the next big discussion whilst sat in drivers room at icelands Swindon…pmsl

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Didn’t know there was a waiting room at Iceland swindon, I always wait in the cab and have a ■■■■ in my bottle!

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How about this one, and how the public see us! This is from an old friend of mine who is at her mums place in Spain.

Well, I´m used to truck drivers throwing bottles of pee out of their windows and it is not uncommon to see men stop their cars and in full view of anyone around, have a pee BUT,I was walking the dog when a 4x4 stopped not 100 yards in front of me and the bloke got out and dropped his trousers and had a ■■■!! I wish I knew more swear words in Spanish and that I could run faster!!

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Wheel Nut:
How about this one, and how the public see us! This is from an old friend of mine who is at her mums place in Spain.

Well, I´m used to truck drivers throwing bottles of pee out of their windows and it is not uncommon to see men stop their cars and in full view of anyone around, have a pee BUT,I was walking the dog when a 4x4 stopped not 100 yards in front of me and the bloke got out and dropped his trousers and had a ■■■!! I wish I knew more swear words in Spanish and that I could run faster!!

Imagine that, taking the dogs out for a crap and a fella does one before them? !!!

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Mike-C:

Wheel Nut:
How about this one, and how the public see us! This is from an old friend of mine who is at her mums place in Spain.

Well, I´m used to truck drivers throwing bottles of pee out of their windows and it is not uncommon to see men stop their cars and in full view of anyone around, have a pee BUT,I was walking the dog when a 4x4 stopped not 100 yards in front of me and the bloke got out and dropped his trousers and had a ■■■!! I wish I knew more swear words in Spanish and that I could run faster!!

Imagine that, taking the dogs out for a crap and a fella does one before them? !!!

She is used to crap, she was a district nurse and midwife :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nice one, now I know that’s acceptable I can rid of all the carrier bags. :smiling_imp:

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Mike-C:

Wheel Nut:
How about this one, and how the public see us! This is from an old friend of mine who is at her mums place in Spain.

Well, I´m used to truck drivers throwing bottles of pee out of their windows and it is not uncommon to see men stop their cars and in full view of anyone around, have a pee BUT,I was walking the dog when a 4x4 stopped not 100 yards in front of me and the bloke got out and dropped his trousers and had a ■■■!! I wish I knew more swear words in Spanish and that I could run faster!!

Imagine that, taking the dogs out for a crap and a fella does one before them? !!!

Did the dogs pick it up and put it in the Man Bin? :blush: :blush:

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:laughing: Flop it out the passenger window n lag on the Polish Truck next to ya. :smiley: or is that just So wrong :laughing: