an old man goes to the doctor and says “doctor i think i have a low sperm count.” the doctor replies " ok here take this jar and fill it up and come back tommorow." the old man obliges and takes the jar home. the next day the old man comes back and hands the doctor an emtpy jar. the doctor asks what happened?" the old man says " well i tryed with my right hand but that didn’t work so i tryed with my left but that didn’t work eithier, so i asked the wife to have a go agian she tryed with both hands but no liuck, she even tryed with her mouth but still nothing. so we asked our next door neighbour again she tryed with both hands and her mouth but nothing happened." the doctor quite surprised says " u got your’e next door neighbour to help?" the old man replied " yes but no matter what we tryed we just couldn’t get that bloody jar open."
