An old man goes to the doctors

A 94 year old man walks in to see his doctor

“Morning sir what can I do for you ?”

"Morning doc,well you see its about my ■■■ life, my wife and I aren’t getting the satisfaction we used to "

“I see sir ,can I ask how old your wife is ?”

“Sure,she’s 91”

“So let me get this right your 94 your wifes 91 and your not getting satisfaction from ■■■ ? when did you first notice this ?”

“Twice last night and then again this morning”

I’m a very bitter woman that feels the need to say that this is highly exaggerated.