A 94 year old man walks in to see his doctor
“Morning sir what can I do for you ?”
"Morning doc,well you see its about my ■■■ life, my wife and I aren’t getting the satisfaction we used to "
“I see sir ,can I ask how old your wife is ?”
“Sure,she’s 91”
“So let me get this right your 94 your wifes 91 and your not getting satisfaction from ■■■ ? when did you first notice this ?”
“Twice last night and then again this morning”