Bloke goes to pick his wife up from the hospital, doctor says “Mr Johnson, can I have a word?”, he says " weve done all the tests on your wife and weve narrowed it down to 2 things, its either alzheimers or aids, we cant decide"
“what should I do then doc?” was the reply.
“well” says the doctor “on the way home, drop her off about 4 miles from where you live, and she she finds her way home, dont ■■■■ her!”