animal:
Depends what you call the south & what you class as NorthAs think a lot of people have different views on this
Well, the truth is anything below the Thelwall Viaduct is France, I always thought you needed different money and a passport!
ironstipper:
When i go up north, to fit in with the locals i just punch the wife. lol
When she’s laid on the floor it’ll be obvious she’s southern - a northern lass would just smack you back!
Stan
ironstipper:
When down south, i have a bacon butty.In brum i enjoy an egg banjo.
When i go up north, to fit in with the locals i just punch the wife. lol
nowt wrong with wife beating pal! Twenty pints of nelson mandella, a kebab and scuttle the wife’s best mate normally does the trick! At least we have a sense of humour up here pal! 
Q.what do you call a man with brown sauce down the front of his trousers?
A.incondiment
commonrail:
Q.what do you call a man with brown sauce down the front of his trousers?
A.incondiment
Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn lol
kr79:
Red sauce on sausage or bacon sandwich or roll not a barm or cob. Red on a fried breakfast. McDonald’s chips or kebab shop chips etc. from the chip shop just salt and vinegar. God knows what they to to the fish up north it never tastes as good as down south. Gravy in chips what’s that about gravy is for roast dinners only.
Black puddings is nice though.Mind you you should try the culinary waste land of Canada and the USA they only seem to be able to fry potatoes have an ad version to all vegetables and what they pass off as bacon is a disgrace.
And no English staples like a doner kebab or a decent curry.
You sir are a fool and obviously need some kind of operation on your taste buds! The fish in the south tastes better? Oh dear oh dear all this from someone who thinks Mcdonalds sell chips!!!
daleyboy:
Youre all soft.In Bristol we have ours with broken glass and scrumpy. Man up the lot of you. Come to Brizzol and see how its done.
No thanks, too many tractors and oooo aaarrrrrs down your way 
Norfolknewbie:
kr79:
Red sauce on sausage or bacon sandwich or roll not a barm or cob. Red on a fried breakfast. McDonald’s chips or kebab shop chips etc. from the chip shop just salt and vinegar. God knows what they to to the fish up north it never tastes as good as down south. Gravy in chips what’s that about gravy is for roast dinners only.
Black puddings is nice though.Mind you you should try the culinary waste land of Canada and the USA they only seem to be able to fry potatoes have an ad version to all vegetables and what they pass off as bacon is a disgrace.
And no English staples like a doner kebab or a decent curry.You sir are a fool and obviously need some kind of operation on your taste buds! The fish in the south tastes better? Oh dear oh dear all this from someone who thinks Mcdonalds sell chips!!!
It DOES taste better in the south. Fish and chips was invented in the south (london south east). Some of you put chip shop curry sauce on fish and chips … how dare you! Either salt and vinegar or red/tartare sauce only.
As for Mcdonalds selling chips … on the rare occasion i got to maccy d i always ask for chips and they always correct me and tell me its fries. Just another case of those up above trying to turn us in to americans. They’re ■■■■■■■ chips!
Squiddy:
Norfolknewbie:
kr79:
Red sauce on sausage or bacon sandwich or roll not a barm or cob. Red on a fried breakfast. McDonald’s chips or kebab shop chips etc. from the chip shop just salt and vinegar. God knows what they to to the fish up north it never tastes as good as down south. Gravy in chips what’s that about gravy is for roast dinners only.
Black puddings is nice though.Mind you you should try the culinary waste land of Canada and the USA they only seem to be able to fry potatoes have an ad version to all vegetables and what they pass off as bacon is a disgrace.
And no English staples like a doner kebab or a decent curry.You sir are a fool and obviously need some kind of operation on your taste buds! The fish in the south tastes better? Oh dear oh dear all this from someone who thinks Mcdonalds sell chips!!!
It DOES taste better in the south. Fish and chips was invented in the south (london south east). Some of you put chip shop curry sauce on fish and chips … how dare you! Either salt and vinegar or red/tartare sauce only.
As for Mcdonalds selling chips … on the rare occasion i got to maccy d i always ask for chips and they always correct me and tell me its fries. Just another case of those up above trying to turn us in to americans. They’re [zb] chips!
Er to clarify firstly i do not currify anything curry was invented for one thing to cover rotting meat. 2ndly McDonalds do not sell chips - chips are thick cut potatos best fried in beef dripping not those thin, manky, tasteless things that are called fries. With regards to fish you don’t get better than east coast Yorkshire fish (Whitby, Brid, Scarboro, Grimsby) The only thing I put on my fish and chips is salt and a splash of vinegar I do not need to dowse it in other flavourings. The further north the better the the fish due to its freshness and the fact that they do not need to leave the skin on to keep the FRESH fish held together. Every chippy I have visitied down south has left the skin on as its days old and needs to be on to keep the fish from falling apart so in answer to you sir I VERY DARE
2012 Best Uk Chippy - Lancashire
2011 Best Uk Chippy - East Yorkshire
2010 Best Uk Chippy - Glasgow
Whilstt having to admit they can’t cook in Lancashire it is still in the North!!!
In an argument with southerners Lancashire is definitely in the north . . .
. . . even though it is on the wrong side of the hill. 
Stan
I can’t really comment on the fish as I have never tried it from the North. But I can see the point about Maccy D fries
Although I don’t mind them, I think it’s personal preference you either like thin chips (fries) or large chips like in the fish and Chippy. These all have to have Red sauce though
Secondly I have to admit I always have KFC gravy with ONLY there own chips, its a must every time 
seems I am not the only one as they seem to sell out of there gravy alot
Best fish is in the south, you what? get yourself to Anstruther for a fish supper yer eating a fish that was caught a few hours before!
I’m from the north originally and I’m married to a Dorset girl.
The rows we’ve had about gravy and chips, or curry and chips.
She just doesn’t get it at all.
Whats the matter with these people!!!
I say to her, when you have a roast dinner do you scrape off the gravy if its accidentally sloshed on your roast tatties?
No reply. Bless.
As a kid i was packed off most weekends to my nan and grandads in brum, no my nan was an east londener and grandad was from leeds, i think mygrandad was posted down that way in the army. Anyway back to the subject, my nan wouldnt let me have ketchup on anything she said it was for poor people to make their food taste nice. Even now if i have ketchup on anything i look up and say sorry nan.
You could buy the best and most expensive chips in the world but they would still need ketchup
So posh people buy really expensive food and they don’t use ketchup ?
I suppose its Caviar
Socketset:
I’m from the north originally and I’m married to a Dorset girl.The rows we’ve had about gravy and chips, or curry and chips.
She just doesn’t get it at all.
Whats the matter with these people!!!
I say to her, when you have a roast dinner do you scrape off the gravy if its accidentally sloshed on your roast tatties?
No reply. Bless.
What’s a roast tattie??
FarnboroughBoy11:
Socketset:
I’m from the north originally and I’m married to a Dorset girl.The rows we’ve had about gravy and chips, or curry and chips.
She just doesn’t get it at all.
Whats the matter with these people!!!
I say to her, when you have a roast dinner do you scrape off the gravy if its accidentally sloshed on your roast tatties?
No reply. Bless.
What’s a roast tattie??
tattie = potato = spud
animal:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Socketset:
I’m from the north originally and I’m married to a Dorset girl.The rows we’ve had about gravy and chips, or curry and chips.
She just doesn’t get it at all.
Whats the matter with these people!!!
I say to her, when you have a roast dinner do you scrape off the gravy if its accidentally sloshed on your roast tatties?
No reply. Bless.
What’s a roast tattie??
tattie = potato = spud
Ohhhh, cheers.
Stanley Knife:
In an argument with southerners Lancashire is definitely in the north . . .. . . even though it is on the wrong side of the hill.
Stan
It’s south to me!!!
dew:
Stanley Knife:
In an argument with southerners Lancashire is definitely in the north . . .. . . even though it is on the wrong side of the hill.
Stan
It’s south to me!!!
Half a days drive South for me 