NASA launches a rocket with 2 monkeys and a woman on board:
Houston to Monkey 1
“Adjust oxygen to 85% and carry out post launch checks”
Houston to Monkey 2
"Throttle back, power down engines and adjust anti-gravitational field.
Houston to Woman
“Feed the monkeys and touch [zb] All!!!”
As we have told you before if it needs stars then it ain’t allowed…colingl
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Yeah and rightly so, your views are so petty and I can’t believe I’m even on a forum with other peoples views like yours, what am I actually doing here, I mean god how bloody minded are you? Come on ffs…
How dare you think a woman would be able to take orders and not eff up the whole mission
( this IS a joke post I am totally with the joke I wanted to make it look like i was all uppity about it 
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