newmercman:
…the other Murfitt memories involved lots of fighting in Carisio & the Pub at Bourg, it got so bad that I stopped using the Pub…
Yep…had the same pleasure and ended up staying well away from the place. On my last visit there I got stuck for the weekend, was originally going to push through to Milan for Saturday night,Sunday morning,I had to go in there for some reason or another, diesel probably, anyway, got back to the peage and plod stopped me, breathalised me (no probs there) then asked where I was going, “Milan chef” says I giving him my “how many ■■■■, francs, coffees (you know the score!!) is this going to cost me” look!! 
He wasnt having it, told me to turn around and go back to the pub!!. I had half a mind to spin around, go back to the main road, take a chance and hang a quick left and run the national but no chance, he watched me all the way.
So fair enough, I resign myself to a weekend in “the Pub”
FFS!!
By the time I had found a place to squeeze in and park somewhere I was in two minds as to whether to brave the bar, having “ummed and AHHed” for abit I decided to chance it, if I stayed on my own, avoided eye contact and ordered my beers in french then hopefully things will be ok!! 
Well, within 30 minutes of being there all hell broke loose in the restuarant!! One of the waitress girls wanted to clear the table at which a group of about seven brit drivers were huddled around. She was polite and asked in broken but understandable English if they would mind while she cleared the plates etc off the table…suddenly there was an almighty crash as this idiot brit driver with the biggest mouth out of his little group swept all the plates, knives, forks, condiments, everything straight onto the floor!! 
Not happy with that he lets rip a stream of abuse at the young girl!!..suddenly the atmosphere has changed…for the very worse and in a very bad way. Everybody stood up at once, the local french boys had their blood up and rightly so. the Germans, Dutch and the Danes stopped drinking
whilst the few Italians in there did what was expected of them and ran out the door!!!

The table of brits,realising that this idiot was about to get them a serious kicking stood looking at themselves then at the mess on the floor, then at the idiot that had started it all then at the poor waitress…before anybody could do anything out came the “Madame” and let rip at the lot of them, screaming and shouting abuse at the lot of them…my French wasnt to bad then but she was really going for it, all I could get where “Les Police”…“gendarme”…“militaire” and “Monnaie, beacoup monnaie!!”

In a way she saved those blokes getting a real hiding from the locals but, IIRC, they all had to pay 100 francs each as compensation to the waitress and the crockery, then they where kicked out of the building and told to leave by 10pm the next (Sunday) night!!
That was enough for me and I resolved there and then never to go there again, that would have around 1989-90-91ish!!
Wouldnt have a clue what it is like now but the lesson learned was that no matter how “buddy buddy” you may get with another driver whilst weekended, learn not pick the diesel talking, ex M/E, “i just missed the Herald that night” idiots!! 
There used to be loads of them around and I bet there still are now!!
