Awesome, just awesome. 
Tremendous !!!
Entertainment at its best , this will brighten you up even if you have had the sh**tiest of days . 
Jesus I think he’s having a meltdown
Boss & Driver:
Freight Dog:
Battle of Hastings? 0Yes great do keep them comming LOL
The Sarge:
Do you ever consider the possibility that it’s nothing to do with your ethnicity? It’s probably simply that you, sir, are a ■■■■…And of cource your ethnicity has nothing to do with your felling against me has it sir
Nice to see how all the amunition has came from our/ my neighbouring countries
Still no mention yet of what ellsanyone paid there for overnight parking
Are yes the art of bigotry on an internet forum by a bunch of lorry drivers
I should of parked up in a lorry park which has a public barmaga:
merc0447:
I can’t make head nor tail what the hell is going on in this threadIs it one of these funny made up stories or is it a real story?
look at who the OP is and make your own mind up
Boss and driver has got to be up there with toby by now.
exsuessses me
Im with lilly put limpy
Sorry buddy, I hate the spelling police as much as anyone but you can’t surely think ells spells what your actually trying to say, it’s else
Boss & Driver:
Mike-C:
James, you’re going to have to stop doing this, its nuts. You seem to find trouble where ever you go. When i met you you came across as a nice guy, that somehow gets lost in translation when you post as you come across as a lunatic. I’ve no idea if thats intentional ?
I’d look for another job if i was you , a doppleganger for Harry Potter is my recomendation to you, thats if you still sport the same pair of glasses?Hi Mike nice to speek again
I guess at times things just need to be said so everyone ells can know the crackAny road I enjoyed my trip up scotty or for as much time off as I got
But now its back down sutty in the hussel and busel of rat race middle England
Got back into the yard and ow welcome home James (Not!) with all the big mouth big men big ■■■ small brains drivers that work for our firm
Dont think I will see scotty mc. for a while again
as when I started hear I asked if they had any work up scotty and was told yes we do but to be honest its just if your in the right place at the right time for the load
but that is bull coz if I asked to go to scotty they would send me to London and if I asked to go to London they would send me up north
they do the opposite of what you ask no matter how hard you work and do everthing they ask
I know this now as on monday morning he gave me my run for the day and said we will probally keep you down south all week
But did my drop at Mansfeild and said you got any back loads sir. and he said eye lady fill your trailer up and your off to Perth
So there is me all filled up and raring off up the road, quick phone call to the boss to let them know what has happened coz they did not answer the phone before right!
And not verry happy about this at all; me off to scotty and saving them time and diesel sending another driver in to pick up the loadAt the end of the day they are [zb]! and coz of this find it hard to get drivers
But thats why Im in a job right; thankyou Poland and thanyou david comoron and Brussels and VOSA and the concil, tescos DHL eddie srtobart JAPUT and that prick at the truck stop last nigh and 6636 or what ever they are called for not taking a late delivery of plastic highland spring bottled water coz our office cant be bothered to make that call.
that call of our driver will arrive at 17.00 to deliver your fake highland spring water that came from a spring in Perthshire
Coz my names derick trotter and we do peckam spring water that rely came off themes vally water mains yes you seen that episodeWhat a shame there was nothing specil in it like the other stuff they make in scotland
Now before I go can anyone please give me a few names of some truck stops in Scotland that have a good bar with local produce
Bahahahaha “6636” ha ha ha ha ha.
the maoster:
Awesome, just awesome.
Never mind sitting there laughing, think and concentrate…Truck stop Scotland, good bar and local produce, get yer thinkin cap on !!!
Boss and driver you are fantastic.please stay off the meds
Mike-C:
the maoster:
Awesome, just awesome.Never mind sitting there laughing, think and concentrate…Truck stop Scotland, good bar and local produce, get yer thinkin cap on !!!
that’s like asking where you find a good sheep in wales
Move over Toby…we have a new lunatic in the house. One thats even loonier than you!!
I went in Tescos,i could not find any of this Delboy bottled water that Boss has said he tried to deliver.
But the shop manager did say come back tomorrow,they are expecting a delivery from Peckham.
This lad is taking the ■■■■ for ■■■■ sake ■■
Never ever ever have i heard Scotland called scotty never !!!
If this is for real he makes Joey Essex look like a ■■■■■■■ genius
Every firm should have one by law, iam glad ive seen this this morning cheered me right up , Robert the Bruce at the Battle of Hastings quality 
I think Boss and driver should write a book if you have not read him before look at the beware of the pub at Chedderton staffs tale he told ,they say it’s a fine line between madness and genius no wonder Robert The Bruce was eventually defeated by the English he was to tired to fight by the time he walked back from Hastings ,I bet the boss of the Hollies cafe never tried to charge him and his boys £14 per person for parking Oh dear it’s catching sorry lads boss and driver pure genius when not taken seriously and I look forward to his next tale of abject misery
BD-
Mike-C:
James, you’re going to have to stop doing this, its nuts. You seem to find trouble where ever you go. When i met you you came across as a nice guy, that somehow gets lost in translation when you post as you come across as a lunatic. I’ve no idea if thats intentional ?
A tad harsh, to the point, but a fair comment.
The man’s brilliant - best thread I’ve read in yonks!
Give him his own series, or write a book!
Steve
Reasonably new to truck driving and also new to this forum. I’m dropping off in Stirling on Monday afternoon and collecting on Wednesday evening. Was going to use this truck stop as I need to be parked up safe with a shower etc. seeing as I am staying up there for two days. Is there anyone on here who could give me some unbiased and sound info on this truck stop? All I need to know is:
Price? (Overnight/meal voucher included?)
Showers?
24/7 access?
Long shot…anywhere safe and away from the motorway I can go for a nice run? (it’s January okay 
)
Any (correct) info would be most appreciated. Thanks!
Boss and driver? Boss of what? Driver of what?
I’m suprised you even found your way to Scotland.
hhtruck91:
Reasonably new to truck driving and also new to this forum. I’m dropping off in Stirling on Monday afternoon and collecting on Wednesday evening. Was going to use this truck stop as I need to be parked up safe with a shower etc. seeing as I am staying up there for two days. Is there anyone on here who could give me some unbiased and sound info on this truck stop? All I need to know is:Price? (Overnight/meal voucher included?)
Showers?
24/7 access?
Long shot…anywhere safe and away from the motorway I can go for a nice run? (it’s January okay
Any (correct) info would be most appreciated. Thanks!
Welcome to Trucknet, but probably better start your own thread for this as raising this one from the grave doesn’t seem to be getting you the answers you need. This one was started by one of the more (what’s the best way to put it? ) interesting trucknet posters, there are several,
Also if you scroll down you’ll find an overnight parking section, which might have the info you need.