Muirpark Truckstop fellow English men Avoid!

[boss_amp_driver]

Muirpark Truckstop
Junction 9 M9/M80, Stirling, ■■7-8AL

Wes told by about 3 drivers today, worth the over night stop
They all said if you have a meal they dont charge for parking

Any road went in there for a drop of derv on key fuels
did not know how to work the pump so went into the cafe for help
And there it was the owner and his wife working behind the cafe
I asked him for help with the pump and he had tattooed all over his head ‘I hate the English’
He said we dont know how to use it in hear and you need to see one of the boys out side then he said will you be paying for parking tonight sir. he then said its £14 a night but you get your meal with it
Asked if he would take snap and he said no

So after filling up got talking to a guy from the borders Scotty side like
he said he did not pay for his parking and did not know anyone ells who did ever

So gave the site owners the royal toot of the horn as I left and went into the services round the corner

I have never heared of an English man persecuting a scott on English soil before but there could be a first
You know when England are playing or something and you see cars with little England flags stuck to the roof waving in the wind as they drive past

Question. Could I attach some to my lorry while im passing through scotty with out being stopped by VOSA?

Question 2. Could I get a little banner stuck to my grill panel with a cartoon of the battle of hasting with a Night on his horse holding an England flag in one hand and putting a sward through Robert the Bruce in the other?
Any links to any photos would be most appreciated please

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Are yes Scottish independence
helping up re build hadrian’s wall

[cotswoldcrunch]

Bodged and Damaged has been drinking the antifreeze again.

[iankav]

You lost me at Muirpark

[diff_lock]

I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.

[peter_s]

Boss & Driver:
Muirpark Truckstop
Junction 9 M9/M80, Stirling, ■■7-8AL

Wes told by about 3 drivers today, worth the over night stop
They all said if you have a meal they dont charge for parking

Any road went in there for a drop of derv on key fuels
did not know how to work the pump so went into the cafe for help
And there it was the owner and his wife working behind the cafe
I asked him for help with the pump and he
had tattooed all over his head ‘I hate the English’
He said we dont know how to use it in hear and you need to see one of the boys out side then he said will you be paying for parking tonight sir. he then said its £14 a night but you get your meal with it
Asked if he would take snap and he said no

So after filling up got talking to a guy from the borders Scotty side like
he said he did not pay for his parking and did not know anyone ells who did ever

So gave the site owners the royal toot of the horn as I left and went into the services round the corner

I have never heared of an English man persecuting a scott on English soil before but there could be a first
You know when England are playing or something and you see cars with little England flags stuck to the roof waving in the wind as they drive past

You must be at a really low point in your life if you are posting this dung.
Question. Could I attach some to my lorry while im passing through scotty with out being stopped by VOSA?

Question 2. Could I get a little banner stuck to my grill panel with a cartoon of the battle of hasting with a Night on his horse holding an England flag in one hand and putting a sward through Robert the Bruce in the other?
Any links to any photos would be most appreciated please

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Are yes Scottish independence
helping up re build hadrian’s wall

You must be at a really low point in your life if you are posting this dung

[maga]

[tango_boy]

iankav:
You lost me at Muirpark

He has quoted the post code

[truckulent]

Boss and Driver - the Man!

Have you been missing your medication again?

[freight_dog]

Q3/ Could I forget about it as there’s just as many gits in English haulage too? (see rdc related posts, nimby posts, chapter 1 paragraph 2)

[baggie]

Don’t think Bobby Bruce was at the Battle of Hastings mate
If he had of been,we might have won

[dieseldave]

Boss & Driver:
… Any road went in there for a drop of derv on key fuels
did not know how to work the pump so went into the cafe for help …

Just so I understand…

You (a driver?) had to ask how to work a diesel pump■■?

I’d have thought there’d be some instructions on a sticker near the pump.

[boss_amp_driver]

Diff Lock:
I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.

No thats just coz your a Jock with no ■■■■

[freight_dog]

Boss & Driver:

Diff Lock:
I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.

No thats just coz your a Jock with no ■■■■

Are you lot 10?

[flip]

I’ve never had a problem there in fact I always found it one of the better parking spots.

[dieseldave]

Boss & Driver:

Diff Lock:
I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.

No thats just coz your a Jock with no ■■■■

Now then chaps, let’s leave out the personal stuff (PLEASE,) otherwise this topic will be locked or removed.

Thanks.

[th2013]

Most interesting…
I got stuck in that area with no working indicators or lights, and a quick web search took me there as the nearest safe place to stop and fiddle with things. A pleasant bloke (yes, with tattoos) said “hi”, and I said don’t suppose you have any fuses mate. He said “no, but bring a sample in and I’ll get my brother to bring some over”. This turned out to be the owner. I was sorted out within 15 minutes, and got a coffee off him to show goodwill (no charge for the fuse!).

So I am left thinking either this was a different place, or you somehow wound him up on sight?!
Was the one you stopped at a white-ish building with a bigger green building behind it?

[dipper_dave]

Its bad when I’m off me ■■■■ and then read the OP and it makes perfect sense…

[bald_bloke]

Diff Lock:
I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.

Like it .

[scotstrucker]

Boss & Driver:
Muirpark Truckstop
Junction 9 M9/M80, Stirling, ■■7-8AL

Wes told by about 3 drivers today, worth the over night stop
They all said if you have a meal they dont charge for parking

Any road went in there for a drop of derv on key fuels
did not know how to work the pump so went into the cafe for help
And there it was the owner and his wife working behind the cafe
I asked him for help with the pump and he had tattooed all over his head ‘I hate the English’
He said we dont know how to use it in hear and you need to see one of the boys out side then he said will you be paying for parking tonight sir. he then said its £14 a night but you get your meal with it
Asked if he would take snap and he said no

So after filling up got talking to a guy from the borders Scotty side like
he said he did not pay for his parking and did not know anyone ells who did ever

So gave the site owners the royal toot of the horn as I left and went into the services round the corner

I have never heared of an English man persecuting a scott on English soil before but there could be a first
You know when England are playing or something and you see cars with little England flags stuck to the roof waving in the wind as they drive past

Question. Could I attach some to my lorry while im passing through scotty with out being stopped by VOSA?

Question 2. Could I get a little banner stuck to my grill panel with a cartoon of the battle of hasting with a Night on his horse holding an England flag in one hand and putting a sward through Robert the Bruce in the other?
Any links to any photos would be most appreciated please

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Are yes Scottish independence
helping up re build hadrian’s wall

Site not owned by the cafe, the cafe is leased from the fuel company that owns the site and whom own the fuel pumps.
14 squid including meal sounds alright to me.

[freight_dog]

Battle of Hastings??