Do you ever consider the possibility that it’s nothing to do with your ethnicity? It’s probably simply that you, sir, are a ■■■■…
More like…
dieseldave:
Boss & Driver:
Diff Lock:
I use Muirpark regularly without a problem, must be just because your a knob head.No thats just coz your a Jock with no ■■■■
Now then chaps, let’s leave out the personal stuff (PLEASE,) otherwise this topic will be locked or removed.
Thanks.
Yes chaps, have a look at rule no 2…or was it 5, maybe 6. ■■■■ it just read them all eh:-B
Boss & Driver:
Question 2. Could I get a little banner stuck to my grill panel with a cartoon of the battle of hasting with a Night on his horse holding an England flag in one hand and putting a sward through Robert the Bruce in the other?
Any links to any photos would be most appreciated please
Is this a confused knight with Robert the Bruce on his “Sward”? Think I may see where the problem with the pump started. No problem, here’s a pic as requested…
Good trolling btw 
. You are trolling aren’t you?!
I can’t make head nor tail what the hell is going on in this thread 
Is it one of these funny made up stories or is it a real story?
merc0447:
I can’t make head nor tail what the hell is going on in this thread
look at who the OP is and make your own mind up
Boss and driver has got to be up there with toby by now.
maga:
merc0447:
I can’t make head nor tail what the hell is going on in this threadlook at who the OP is and make your own mind up
Boss and driver has got to be up there with toby by now.
I think that’s pretty unfair on Toby actually. Toby might seem to be on another planet but he’s not the top drawer knob B& D seems to be.
th2013:
Most interesting…
I got stuck in that area with no working indicators or lights, and a quick web search took me there as the nearest safe place to stop and fiddle with things. A pleasant bloke (yes, with tattoos) said “hi”, and I said don’t suppose you have any fuses mate. He said “no, but bring a sample in and I’ll get my brother to bring some over”. This turned out to be the owner. I was sorted out within 15 minutes, and got a coffee off him to show goodwill (no charge for the fuse!).So I am left thinking either this was a different place, or you somehow wound him up on sight?!
Was the one you stopped at a white-ish building with a bigger green building behind it?
Pleased to see all went well for you there
But I dont remember a green building so not sure if they are the same sites
scotstrucker:
Site not owned by the cafe, the cafe is leased from the fuel company that owns the site and whom own the fuel pumps.
14 squid including meal sounds alright to me.
So what your saying is if its correct then I could of given £14 to the wrong person
in other words I did not have to pay him a penny
Someone please add some more info like the named holders of the deed of land because a phone call tommorow could sort all this out!
Freight Dog:
Battle of Hastings? 0
Yes great do keep them comming LOL
The Sarge:
Do you ever consider the possibility that it’s nothing to do with your ethnicity? It’s probably simply that you, sir, are a ■■■■…
And of cource your ethnicity has nothing to do with your felling against me has it sir
Nice to see how all the amunition has came from our/ my neighbouring countries
Still no mention yet of what ells anyone paid there for overnight parking
Are yes the art of bigotry on an internet forum by a bunch of lorry drivers
I should of parked up in a lorry park which has a public bar
maga:
merc0447:
I can’t make head nor tail what the hell is going on in this threadlook at who the OP is and make your own mind up
Boss and driver has got to be up there with toby by now.
exsuessses me
Im with lilly put limpy
Boss & Driver:
Muirpark Truckstop
Junction 9 M9/M80, Stirling, ■■7-8ALWes told by about 3 drivers today, worth the over night stop
They all said if you have a meal they dont charge for parkingAny road went in there for a drop of derv on key fuels
did not know how to work the pump so went into the cafe for help
And there it was the owner and his wife working behind the cafe
I asked him for help with the pump and he had tattooed all over his head ‘I hate the English’
He said we dont know how to use it in hear and you need to see one of the boys out side then he said will you be paying for parking tonight sir. he then said its £14 a night but you get your meal with it
Asked if he would take snap and he said noSo after filling up got talking to a guy from the borders Scotty side like
he said he did not pay for his parking and did not know anyone ells who did everSo gave the site owners the royal toot of the horn as I left and went into the services round the corner
I have never heared of an English man persecuting a scott on English soil before but there could be a first
You know when England are playing or something and you see cars with little England flags stuck to the roof waving in the wind as they drive pastQuestion. Could I attach some to my lorry while im passing through scotty with out being stopped by VOSA?
Question 2. Could I get a little banner stuck to my grill panel with a cartoon of the battle of hasting with a Night on his horse holding an England flag in one hand and putting a sward through Robert the Bruce in the other?
Any links to any photos would be most appreciated please
Are yes Scottish independence
helping up re build hadrian’s wall
James, you’re going to have to stop doing this, its nuts. You seem to find trouble where ever you go. When i met you you came across as a nice guy, that somehow gets lost in translation when you post as you come across as a lunatic. I’ve no idea if thats intentional ?
I’d look for another job if i was you , a doppleganger for Harry Potter is my recomendation to you, thats if you still sport the same pair of glasses?
I’m going off to drink a few bottles of whiskey, Gin, Rum, etc. Then I’ll read the post again, it’ll make sense then… I hope.
1FLEETRENEGADE:
Is this the guy ■■
och aye, that’s haggis fae blackpool 
on the pish. 
No, no it’s tactical face palm.
Please post a picture of it.
I don’t understand this thread but it’s certainly entertaining .
All I can think of is the Irnbru advert with the guy in hospital being told by the matenity nurse that his daughter comes from a long line of fannies
Its gotta be Crack-anory , pass the pipe lads
1FLEETRENEGADE:
Is this the guy ■■
Titter.
1FLEETRENEGADE:
Is this the guy ■■
Wahay famous at last
Mike-C:
James, you’re going to have to stop doing this, its nuts. You seem to find trouble where ever you go. When i met you you came across as a nice guy, that somehow gets lost in translation when you post as you come across as a lunatic. I’ve no idea if thats intentional ?
I’d look for another job if i was you , a doppleganger for Harry Potter is my recomendation to you, thats if you still sport the same pair of glasses?
Hi Mike nice to speek again
I guess at times things just need to be said so everyone ells can know the crack
Any road I enjoyed my trip up scotty or for as much time off as I got
But now its back down sutty in the hussel and busel of rat race middle England
Got back into the yard and ow welcome home James (Not!) with all the big mouth big men big ■■■ small brains drivers that work for our firm
Dont think I will see scotty mc. for a while again
as when I started hear I asked if they had any work up scotty and was told yes we do but to be honest its just if your in the right place at the right time for the load
but that is bull coz if I asked to go to scotty they would send me to London and if I asked to go to London they would send me up north
they do the opposite of what you ask no matter how hard you work and do everthing they ask
I know this now as on monday morning he gave me my run for the day and said we will probally keep you down south all week
But did my drop at Mansfeild and said you got any back loads sir. and he said eye lady fill your trailer up and your off to Perth
So there is me all filled up and raring off up the road, quick phone call to the boss to let them know what has happened coz they did not answer the phone before right!
And not verry happy about this at all; me off to scotty and saving them time and diesel sending another driver in to pick up the load
At the end of the day they are ■■■■■■ and coz of this find it hard to get drivers
But thats why Im in a job right; thankyou Poland and thanyou david comoron and Brussels and VOSA and the concil, tescos DHL eddie srtobart JAPUT and that prick at the truck stop last nigh and 6636 or what ever they are called for not taking a late delivery of plastic highland spring bottled water coz our office cant be bothered to make that call.
that call of our driver will arrive at 17.00 to deliver your fake highland spring water that came from a spring in Perthshire
Coz my names derick trotter and we do peckam spring water that rely came off themes vally water mains yes you seen that episode
What a shame there was nothing specil in it like the other stuff they make in scotland
Now before I go can anyone please give me a few names of some truck stops in Scotland that have a good bar with local produce