Best one I saw for a while was ‘A CLEAN TRUCK IS AN IDOL TRUCK’.
wonder if they had a ststue of it at home?
CBR_SI:
Best one I saw for a while was ‘A CLEAN TRUCK IS AN IDOL TRUCK’.
wonder if they had a ststue of it at home?
Don’t see many original ones now a day’s always the same ones…
Some I have seen in the past that I can remember.
MORE DROPS THAN SANTA…….
I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY….
(Underneath is says DON’T WORRY MATE SHE IS)
ALSO AVAILABLE IN (COLOUR)……
CLEANED BY THE NHS….
PLEASE PASS QUIETLY ASYLUM SEEKERS SLEEPING….
One original one I did see that made me laugh
LONELY HEARTS……
TRUCK LOOKING FOR FUN LOVING WEEKEND, WITH A HOT AND SOAPY SPONGE….APPLY WITHIN.
The one that makes me laugh is the (usually) scabby van proudly emblazoned with “No job to small”.
Where is this small place? And why won’t they go there?
Couple of years ago but:
Caution - No hand signals - Driver on ■■■■■■!
Made I larff!! 
Dyslexics of the World Untie brought a chuckle 
Saw a dirty transit van parked outside the Police Station, written in the dirt on the back was ‘Driven by a thief running on red diesel’ 
Tiger.
Once read one that said Sunderland FC are the best, i’ve only just about stopped laughing
My favourite is the properly made sign on the back of a left ■■■■■■
CAUTION - LEFT HANDED DRIVER
My wife is left handed
I once had a lorry with the most ridiculous thing written on it, get this, on the front was a big badge that said FODEN
See a sign on the back of a tanker saying “NONE Hazardous”
One i see alot is written on the rear bumper,YOUR SKID STOPS HERE
i and a few off our drivers keep seeing the letter’s S C O F on the trailer door’s and we ain’t got a clue wtf it means.ANY IDEAS 
swirling cesspit of filth 
shade:
swirling cesspit of filth
Alex Lester was described as such by an irate listener when he covered on the ken bruce show, i’m 22 and i listen to radio 2■■? i’ll go out back “old Yella” style and sort this out
garnerlives:
Once read one that said Sunderland FC are the best, i’ve only just about stopped laughing
haha made mee laff that did Lol
Heres a few I have seen
Its this dirty cos I washed it with your wifes knickers.
No I haven’t stolen it , I’m just a crap driver.
Cleaned by Stevie Wonder, checked by David Blunkett
Seen professional ones done on the back saying, my carbon foot print is bigger than yours 
I once had a lorry with the most ridiculous thing written on it, get this, on the front was a big badge that said FODEN
The son and Heir to Foden is a cracking Rugby player( Ben Foden), should be in the England squad for the 6 nations…
seen written on the back doors once with “7up’s great ask snow white”
on a 7.5t box van
Please do not clean — Crops planted
on a Securicor armoured van (a few years back obviously)
Merry Xmas to all our raiders
saw one on the back of a18 ton MAN truck
this is not my truck I drive some think with class R620 in my dreams
Del