Funny writing II

[speedy]

Oh Gawd…

I know absolutely thousands of these…

I’ve got a plate on the back of my own curtain-sider : (in the exact same style as the

?
How’s My Driving
0800 11 55 33

ones.

It reads :

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How’s My Driving
www.dont-give-a-[zb].com

Others displayed or seen :

[On the back of Venetian Blind trailer] “Caution, blind man driving”

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“I got this truck for my wife. Pretty good trade huh?”

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“Warning, vehicle makes frequent stops (and backs over idiots like you)”

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“Jesus is coming. Can you swallow THAT ?”

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“Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”

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“Smile if you’re not wearing any underwear”

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“Warning, DO NOT WASH. This vehicle is undergoing a unique scientific dirt test”

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“Warning, I brake for tailgaters”

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“Going too slow? Tailgate someone else”

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“Got a pooper-scooper? There’s a piece of **** behind me”

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“Don’t you have anything else better to do than read this ?”

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[seen on a knackered and battered ancient ERF] “One more payment, then it’s MINE!!”

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[seen on the back of a hurse, believe it or not!] “We put the fun back in funeral”

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“Truck seeks sponge for good clean fun”

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“Don’t laugh at these fogged up windows, it’s your daughter in here”

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“I’m thinking the same thing about you”

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[on a wagon in Milton Keynes] “I hate this place”

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“I’m straight! Don’t rear-end me!”

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“If you can read this, you’re in 2nd place”

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“Next time wave ALL your fingers at me”

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“If idiots could fly, this road would be an airport”

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“Caution! Horn broken, watch for finger”

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“Huh? Where did you go? Ah, THERE you are!”

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“On the 8th day, God created BEER”

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[on the back of a dumper truck] “Happiness is a good DUMP”

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“I’m only driving this slow to [zb] you off. Hey! Look! A snail, vrooooooooooom!”

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“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying”

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“0-60 in 3.5 minutes”

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“Go ahead, hit me. I need the money”

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“I get paid weekly. Very weakly”

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[on the back of a raw sewage tanker] “We’re number 1 in the number 2 business”

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“Just to let you know, I don’t have insurance”

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“It’s the pedal on the right…”

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Brgds

Speedy

Funny, but they had to go…jokes still make sense.L.

[taz]

“Sorry! Its not my day to care!”

“I`m trying to see things your way but I cant get my head up my (zb)!”

“STUPID should HURT!”

“Shhh… Thats the sound of no-one caring what you think”

“If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?”

“Got a dog for my wife - best swap I ever made!”

edited for language (mrs mix)

[jimti]

written in the dirt of a trailer:-
plough me…
Top soil for sale…

if you think this is dirty, try a night with the driver…

then of course the off side say’s over takers, & the near side say’s under takers…
or:- off side = pass side…
near side = suicide

[scania_king_kev]

Not on a truck but on a badly modified mk2 fiesta…

Jesus loves u everyone else thinks your an [zb].

Also i used to work for a firm called Budget diy, and when i returned to the wee lorry one of the other drivers had written “begrudge it diy”.

Kev

[jimti]

as a matter of fact I DO own the road

once, just once let me pass a (motorway)bus
in brackets can read kings ferry, wallace Arnold, etc etc

also available in garden centres (scraped into the mud on my truck once)

[tomcat]

Seen on the back of a bikers jacket last year in London

“If you can read this the ■■■■■ fell off”

had me chuckling for ages

[alix776]

sign written on a tip trailer just benath the reverseing camera

if you cant stop smile as you go under

[biggles]

See a builders van a while ago with this on the back
Patel and son
Youve had the cowboys
now try the indians

[calv]

Seen on the back of a post office cash van tonight:

The logo should say “Delivering value” but had been amended to read “Delivering al e” by removal of 2 letters.

I enjoyed it anyway

Calv

[rob_k]

Seen yesterday scrawled on the back of a 16ft double-deck trailer :

Tree surgeon. Low branch removal unit

[dratsabasti]

Seen on the back of a tilt:

Stowaways shuttle bus
port to port
E1000.

[quinny]

Rob.I pulled that very same trailer on Monday 9th February.

It’s a plain white Cartwright trailer 16’2" on the Poundstretcher contract out of Leeds.One of about 10 we have,less than 2 months old,and all suffering some roof damage because of the size of them.

Check out some of the other ones we have on the same contract.(Look at a previous posting I put on these pages.)

Yellow DD’s,some signwritten with Poundstretcher,some plain.
Some single deck Hill Hire trailers.(White and blue)
Some ex Cairns and Brown DD’s white with green back doors.

From time to time,a funny appears on any of the above.

One even has our transport manager’s name on it with,Chapman is a W…,and no,it wasn’t me who wrote it,although it made me chuckle.

Ken.

[rob_k]

Yeah it was all white actually Ken. Not totally sure which day it was last week but it was going past Hartshead Moor services as I past it, probably about 7am.

[jediknight]

This is doing the rounds again on facebook what a joke

[driver-once-more]

10 year old reincarnation

[hammy747]

Saw a Globetrotter truck a while ago where someone had found the exact type font and colours, changed it to Del Trotter. Looked brilliant, still regret not getting a picture of it, always on the look out for the bloody thing now!

[wetback]

Sticker on the back of a battered old builder’s van :

CAUTION - SUDDEN TEA BREAKS.

[chester1]

Hammy747:
Saw a Globetrotter truck a while ago where someone had found the exact type font and colours, changed it to Del Trotter. Looked brilliant, still regret not getting a picture of it, always on the look out for the bloody thing now!

There was an old f12 globetrotter running around early nineties with snotgobbeler on the headboard

[scott88]

A few good ones I’ve seen…

Im speeding cos i need a ■■■…

Ill follow you home and ■■■■ in your slippers…

Dont follow me in lost…

Im not drunk im avoiding potholes…

Jesus is my home boy

Pimp on board

[victa1]

Mudflaps on the rear of a tipper I had seen -

n/s - suicide o/s - passide

Lol I thought it was quite good …