On the back of a tipper…
Have Gravel, Will Travel
I’m not predjudiced, I hate everybody !!.
or
I’m ambidextrous, I can swim with both hands.
My mate who does Spits Wholesale Market has got on the back of his Range Rover - My other toy has got ■■■■
I cannot remember the company but in sign writing I saw this week.
Melton Mowbray, Rome, Milan, Barcalona.
and underneath it said.
But mostly Melton Mowbray!
seen on a scania on the isle of grain
if its got ■■■■ or tyres its trouble
seen on the back of a tesco trailer "“this vehicle is restricted to 56mph” when??
some more to add
the oldest…have wife must travel
written on a brick lorry the writings on the wall
written in the dirt on a very dirty trailer wish my wife was as dirty as this
have a nice day…a funny one
A trailer with Slap My Top modified to Slap Mo Dutter (the zb who does the early mornng w/e shows)
made me titter 
Ok it was on the other forum (started by various people) but it would be nice to get this thread going again as i was enjoying reading the last one…
So post it whether the source is in the dirt on the back of a truck, a sticker, or on a toilet door! (censor allowing…)
Mine seen in the muck on the back of a truck:
“Test your airbag for free here” with an arrow pointing to the bumper!
seen one on a car the other day
“If you can read this kiss my big pink hairy ****”
simon
WELL DRIVEN?
FREEPHONE 0800 WHOGIVESA - - - -
On the back of my truck;
“Slap my Top”
in ref to BBC Radio 2s, best time of the day show, 3 till 6.
It’s an old one, and has been mentioned on here before I think. On the back of a truck carrying potatos, “In case of fire, chip pan in cab.”
More drops than Optrex!
If this trucks rockin’ dont come knockin’
Old one’s i know…but still funny.
Bully
Oh! just remember another one I saw the other day
“I dont give a rats ■■■! how late it is”
I have not seen this but I have thought about writing it…
You must have all seen the weetabix trailers that say “have you had yours”
“no but I had you wife last night”. Would be my addition.
Wayne.
Anyone seen this?:
“YES I DO OWN THE ROAD,ACTUALLY.”
Or:
“NO HAND SIGNALS,DRIVER (zb)”.
(advance apologies,admin.)
Dan.
language edit mrs mix
On the Back of my Motorbike…
“2 wheels or a skirt, and I’ll ride it!!”
On the back of the ex’s bike
“If I want you up my (zb), I’ll kiss you first!”
In the dirt on a white truck/van…
“Also available in White”
Cheers
AndyM
language edit(mrs mix)
Some smart Alec has wrote this on one of our trailers,and no,it wasn’t me.
Save Mice.
Eat ■■■■■.
I’m reading this and thinking “It really should be edited…but I haven’t a clue how/where…”, so it looks like you get away with it!!! L. 
Dyslexics of the world untie.
Logistics is always good for a laugth.
Thanks Lucy.