on th back of the trailer i pulled today
if this vehicle is clean
please notify the police its proberbly stolen 
jon
seen on the back of a camper van with a couple of pensioners in it. OLD AGE TRAVELLERS 
Seen yesterday…
“Must travel - nagging wife”
i may be fat
but you’ll always be ugly
jon
On a liveried supermarket vehicle.
This is not an advert its a trailer.
Seen on an aerial installation van the other day:
“All erections guarenteed”
Every firms got an old boy…
“Powered by 420 horses… and 1 stubborn old mule”
my one from the old site:
on the back of a wing yip wagon,
“a dog isn’t just for xmas… you can have some on boxing day and in sandwiches for the rest of the week”
plus
well driven - if so tell my mum she will be so proud
or
well driven - call the police lorry has been stolen
or
well driven - s*d the phone why dont you tell me in person
E122 CVT. But did you want registration numbers included ?.
on the back of a wing yip wagon,
“a dog isn’t just for xmas… you can have some on boxing day and in sandwiches for the rest of the week”
LMAO!
On the back of my truck written in dirt (they don’t pay me to wash it!) ‘your skid stops here’
cc:
On the back of my truck written in dirt (they don’t pay me to wash it!) ‘your skid stops here’
Oh excellent… PMSL
You could add to that…
“Skidding out of control dont hurt…its the sudden stop on my bumper that does!!”
LOL! Just thought of another sticker in the back of a car ‘some mornings i wake up miserable, other mornings i let her sleep!’
Seen recently…'A dog is for life,not just Friday nights.
Few suggestions for the back of yer motor:
“I see stupid people”
“your village called - they are missing an idiot!”
“earth is full - go home!”
“I think therefore I am not you”
“I dont know what makes you so stupid but it really works!”
Another old one.
Y.T.S. Vehicle washer required must be able to run at 56 mph.
Seen this on the back of a truck
This truck has been in 15 accidents…and hasn’t lost one yet…
How about
I wish my wife was this dirty
Written in the dirt on the back of a truck
old one this but still makes me smile. On back of dirty van…“Wish my wife was this dirty”. Written underneath…“She is mate but not with you!”.
Also, on back of trailer in traffic jam…“Hello muppets, I’m getting paid for sitting here. Whats your excuse?”
Ladytrucker679:
I cannot remember the company but in sign writing I saw this week.
Melton Mowbray, Rome, Milan, Barcalona.
and underneath it said.
But mostly Melton Mowbray!
It was probably S&J European who used to do lots of Euro work but now…don’t, hence the ‘mostly Melton Mowbray’!!