Deepinvet:
Whats wrong with just stopping at service areas for a pony■■? Just a thought.My Truck gets filled with enough pony as it is without putting in a Kahzi!
Obviously you’ve never found yr self in the need to go cos of upset stomach? Obviously you’d use service, but when yr in the highlands in the middle of no where i’m sure you’d be glad of yr own crapper.
I have used a washing up bowl and carrier bag method, ok, but not great.
Think this post was a bum steer!
MR VAIN:
I have used a washing up bowl and carrier bag method, ok, but not great.
Me too, with one of them Tescos ‘bags for life’. You wanna see the missuses face when i bring it home for a clean !!
Mike-C:
Wheel Nut:
And before the Commision for Racial Equality shut down TrucknetUK, here is the solution for our tanned circumsized members
Wow !! Wierd, earlier this week i had to go to a place in Preston and all the staff seemed to be Asian or that type appearence, Muslims i think. And thats the type of toilet they had. I’d never seen one before what exactly are they? With the bits at the sides i mean.
It stops the buggers standing on the plastic seats Mike. As long as you keep your feet on the serrated edge and you are not out of track, you should manage to get a direct hit on the hole.
This forum is definately going down the pan 
Wheel Nut:
Mike-C:
Wheel Nut:
And before the Commision for Racial Equality shut down TrucknetUK, here is the solution for our tanned circumsized members
Wow !! Wierd, earlier this week i had to go to a place in Preston and all the staff seemed to be Asian or that type appearence, Muslims i think. And thats the type of toilet they had. I’d never seen one before what exactly are they? With the bits at the sides i mean.
It stops the buggers standing on the plastic seats Mike. As long as you keep your feet on the serrated edge and you are not out of track, you should manage to get a direct hit on the hole.
This forum is definately going down the pan
Now you’ve said it it seems obvious as there was dirty marks on the side. I’m scared of heights, why not just put a hole on the floor?!! They did have a nice drinking fountain in there as well, i had to get on my knees to get a swig though 
I wonder what they’d think of my idea on dragons den ? If i had the time i’d try and develop the concept, even if it was only for my own use. Sadly time is something i have precious little of. Maybe one day my idea will be an option for trampers all over the land.
BILLMANS BOGS, another load off yr mind! 
If i had one fitted does anyone know if my truck would become liable to Council tax charges!!!
bowser:
I then noticed that tucked behind the passenger was an old hard hat that belonged to another driver , can you guess where this is going yet
Do you make a habit of this? One of my colleagues spotted a hard hat on the hard shoulder at an incident he was attending, it being pitch black he gave it a good hard punt and kicked it into the weeds. It was only when he got back to the patrol car his patrol partner noticed a horrendous smell, he turned the interior light and right up his trouser legs was the distinctive brown smelly residue!! The air was blue as well as his trousers being brown 
The Highway Man:
bowser:
I then noticed that tucked behind the passenger was an old hard hat that belonged to another driver , can you guess where this is going yetDo you make a habit of this? One of my colleagues spotted a hard hat on the hard shoulder at an incident he was attending, it being pitch black he gave it a good hard punt and kicked it into the weeds. It was only when he got back to the patrol car his patrol partner noticed a horrendous smell, he turned the interior light and right up his trouser legs was the distinctive brown smelly residue!! The air was blue as well as his trousers being brown
Not wishing to mark my card, but is kicking road debris into the weeds really an appropriate action?
Sounds like you could be on to something here Rob. A few years ago when i was pulling for Bee Line i was delivering into Tesco at Middleton and got talking to a fellow subbie, he said there was a guy pulling for Bee Line with an Iveco Eurostar and he’d somehow fitted a cemical toilet on the passenger seat.
Any thing to make life easier Haulier. The job can be tough enough at times, but to be desperate for the toilet can happen to any of us, there are many things i miss when i’m away (4/5 nights a week/50weeks of the year) My family is one thing, my own bathroom is the other.
I know what ur saying, the joys of this job sometimes! There’s nothing worse than being caught short, i’m suprised the yanks haven’t got them fitted in there trucks or Scania when they had that long line model.
This started as a daft idea from Billmans Bogs last night, it is now 3 pages long, there is nothing wrong with 52 or 60 incontinent grannies on a coach sharing a toilet at 62 mph. on average there are 30 to 40 drivers on each channel tunnel club car sharing a toilet in 45 minutes.
It is almost done, this time next year Billman will be a millionaire and we will be spending a penny behind him 
MR VAIN:
The Highway Man:
bowser:
I then noticed that tucked behind the passenger was an old hard hat that belonged to another driver , can you guess where this is going yetDo you make a habit of this? One of my colleagues spotted a hard hat on the hard shoulder at an incident he was attending, it being pitch black he gave it a good hard punt and kicked it into the weeds. It was only when he got back to the patrol car his patrol partner noticed a horrendous smell, he turned the interior light and right up his trouser legs was the distinctive brown smelly residue!! The air was blue as well as his trousers being brown
Not wishing to mark my card, but is kicking road debris into the weeds really an appropriate action?
not when its my hard hat its not …
Thinking of this a step further, if you had a cab with a totally flat floor and a 4 series topline top bunk, i think you could have a fully self contained toilet shower combo, thru one of them saniflo pump things into a tank outside labelled up as “FREE DIESEL” Maybe this is a step too far.
MR VAIN:
Thinking of this a step further, if you had a cab with a totally flat floor and a 4 series topline top bunk, i think you could have a fully self contained toilet shower combo, thru one of them saniflo pump things into a tank outside labelled up as “FREE DIESEL”
Summat like this perhaps:
It seems to have everything but the bog!
Yeah i had seen that, trouble is length restrictions dictate that we can’t have Longlines over here.
you could use this bogroll and wash it down…
personally i think its a good idea (not the bog roll!) esp in the winter when its too cold to get out!
They have them in motorhomes so why not a truck, its our home most of the week and its definitely a motor, so I pass a motion its not a silly as it sounds. 
donkey-dog:
They have them in motorhomes so why not a truck, its our home most of the week and its definitely a motor, so I pass a motion its not a silly as it sounds.
But motorhomes are in the wrinkly domain - who beat Hitler with Dettol & a duster.
Who amongst us takes his dear ol’ Nan into work to clear up the twonk from the previous knuckle-scraping herbert?
