ROG:
Why not have an underside road dump on it - going down the motorway with that crap being drained onto the surface would keep anyone from getting too close - one way to maintain a safe distance
Or you could have a nozzle pointing out of the grille for when someone cuts you up. Maybe you’d have to wait 'til you caught them up at traffic lights though as it could end up being a very messy and embarrassing situation 
ROG:
Roger Breaker:
Great idea! It’d help the environment too as it would slow drivers down and cut tyre wear. …“how?” i hear you ask… Well, i for one wouldn’t fancy an offside roll-over with that hanging above me!! …come to think of it, a nearside roll-over wouldn’t be too special either!Another way to help the enviroment would be to do away with the loo roll
Trucks are fitted with air lines - aren’t they - a good high pressure blow offWhy not have an underside road dump on it - going down the motorway with that crap being drained onto the surface would keep anyone from getting too close - one way to maintain a safe distance
ROG, if you use the correct Bog Roll it breaks down very easily and if you use the chemical additives (to the water) too the whole lot breaks down to more much less stinky and offensive material. All this is in the cassette which you can pull it and empty into a suitable disposable facility.
So the whole lot should end up going to the same place normal sewage goes.
Have you noticed that the words ROG & BOG are very similar - 
Great idea Rob but if you knew you were going to get this much attention why did you not plug the convoy Doh!!
MR VAIN:
Wheel Nut:
Lend us your truck mate. Im busting fer a ponyFOXTROT OSCAR!!!
PMSL!!!
Where would one wash one’s mitt’s?
Surely, basic awareness reveals that too many herberts export unwashed & tiddle-drizzled pinkies out of a normal lav without us on here condoning bogging-up the office.
I accept the ‘Scorpion’ (little tank) argument to be bogged-up but perlease, we aint all ■■■■■■.
Besides, I’d miss seeing ‘truckers cider’ maturing in placcy bottles on verges, etc, should bog-roll, Airwick, racasan & the state of the brush (urgh) be added to the daily inspection.
One would wash ones mitts with ones wet wipes or hand soap and bottled water.
Little enis, trust you to find a floor in my post, i was feeling FLUSHED with success and you PULL THE CHAIN ON IT!
MR VAIN:
One would wash ones mitts with ones wet wipes or hand soap and bottled water.Little enis, trust you to find a floor in my post, i was feeling FLUSHED with success and you PULL THE CHAIN ON IT!
This thread is going down the PAN
MR VAIN:
‘…One would wash ones mitts with ones wet wipes…’
Since when is a wipe …a wash?
MR VAIN:
‘…or hand soap and bottled water…’
Yeah, right, so post-download drills also require juggling! (…and a nose-cloth to dry?)
Let’s not kid ourselves. We’re accustomed to grease in a cab …but body-waste is a dodgy league when it’s next to flasks & butties.
Surely a giraffe, frustrated Boy-Scout …or a string-backed, glove wearing caravaner …aaargh.
little enis:
Great idea Rob but if you knew you were going to get this much attention why did you not plug the convoy Doh!!
This is his next project. How else can he keep his post average up after the Childrens convoy?
1 weak bowel to go 
Wheel Nut:
This is his next project. How else can he keep his post average up after the Childrens convoy?1 weak bowel to go
LOL! love it! good one Wheel Nut
Alex
I would want a fully functioning crapper.
Complete with crome stack soil pipe.
Savour the flavour, Then full flush when VOSA is behind you.
Whats wrong with just stopping at service areas for a pony■■? Just a thought.
My Truck gets filled with enough pony as it is without putting in a Kahzi!
the cassette toilet is a fantastic idea .
about six months ago i was having my lunch time break in barnsley , on that long empty road outside B.R.C , i’m sure some of you know it .
anyway i’d been having trouble holding onto the contents of my stomach for a couple of days , but had gone to work anyway because i’m brave like that , or stupid .
up to that point i’d manage ok as i dont do nights out and it was’nt so bad , but oh dear , that did’nt last , no sir it did not .
all of a sudden i realised i’d got a problem which involved an urgent need for a mens room , and quick . the trouble was i was parked maybe half way along said road and it was quite a sprint back to B.R.C , and sprinting would have created leakage of biblical preportions , so , what do i do . the only other option was the bushes by the side of the road , but the trouble was thier was a learner driver doing three point turns , right were i was so that was out .
at that point i thought "what i need here is a bog in my cab " but , my boss is a skinflint so even if they existed he would’nt cough up . i then noticed that tucked behind the passenger was an old hard hat that belonged to another driver , can you guess where this is going yet 
my first thought was, oh thats a good size and a convienient shape for my requirments and no one will ever know . you still following me ■■
the problem is hard hats are not designed to be opperated in this way , and when ones backside is presented to said hat you are immediatly aware of a rocking motion that you can do without , they need stabalisers if any designers are reading this , because the last thing you want at this point is to fall off , it wont look good on your defect sheet
so , i’v got myself a situation that requires immediate action , what can i do ■■
i’m having what can only be described as contractions at this point and weather i like it or not it’s going to happen … then in a moment of genius i thought , " hello what if i brace it on my seat somehow and stop the rocking motion " so i removed the passenger seat base and placed my new invention into the recess underneath , it worked a treat and i went to work with a glazed look on my face .
now as i’v already said , this is or was a hard hat , so even though capacity wise it’s quite good it does suffer with a lack of depth , if you get my drift … as you can imagine i’m sat there getting tipped , so to speak , when the quality of my work improved , texturally speaking , and this is the point i noticed the afore mentioned lack of depth . my immediate thought was , "oh no i’m running out of room , this is not good , but , with a little bit of skill i managed to complete my task with great satisfaction … job done i hear you say … well yes its true , i’d managed to get my self out of another scrape , just , but thier was no way i was going to tell anyone was thier ■■ so no bragging rites …
chapter two…
the problem i had now was i had a hard hat in my cab not fit for purpose , i mean really not fit for purpose so what do i do with it ■■ its got to go ( a bit smelly like ) so the only option was to throw it in the bushes and run off . but , on the front of our hard hats is the company name , not a sticker , oh no , they are branded for all to see … so i scanned the bushes from my cab to see if i could find a likely spot to hide my litter and thier was a gap that looked like it would fit the bill . so i dismounted my stead , dumped said hard hat and drove off in a vigorous manner … i still go to B.R.C but i cant find it in myself to park in the same area and i’m not revisiting the scene of the crime so i tend to park at the other end of the road … so there you go , not such a bad idea is a cab toilet , go for it mate you’ll make a fortune …
oh and hello by the way …
bowser:
it wont look good on your defect sheetchapter two…
i still go to B.R.C but i cant find it in myself to park in the same area and i’m not revisiting the scene of the crime so i tend to park at the other end of the road … so there you go , not such a bad idea is a cab toilet , go for it mate you’ll make a fortune …oh and hello by the way …
Surely you meant defecation sheet?
A little tip, use a carrier bag to line your hard hat next time, you can still use it then 
Needs Must, especially if you are parked up outside some nobs house in the stockbroker belt of Surrey
This gotta be nominated top ■■■-st of the year!
Just sat here ■■■■■■■ myself reading you crazy [zb] comments LMFHAO
Wheel Nut:
bowser:
it wont look good on your defect sheetchapter two…
i still go to B.R.C but i cant find it in myself to park in the same area and i’m not revisiting the scene of the crime so i tend to park at the other end of the road … so there you go , not such a bad idea is a cab toilet , go for it mate you’ll make a fortune …oh and hello by the way …
Surely you meant defecation sheet?
A little tip, use a carrier bag to line your hard hat next time, you can still use it then
Needs Must, especially if you are parked up outside some nobs house in the stockbroker belt of Surrey
hind sight is a wonderful thing , but the last thing i was thinking about was reusing the hat … i had to go … i was sure i was going to get a call from the D.N.A police for weeks after …
i carry an onion jar that i use to pee into when i am in need
Wheel Nut:
And before the Commision for Racial Equality shut down TrucknetUK, here is the solution for our tanned circumsized members
Wow !! Wierd, earlier this week i had to go to a place in Preston and all the staff seemed to be Asian or that type appearence, Muslims i think. And thats the type of toilet they had. I’d never seen one before what exactly are they? With the bits at the sides i mean.
sounds far.better than a cardboard box…alledgedly.
