Mad idea?????

BRICKBLOCKMICK:
Ye could sit there reading your paper with the curtains open and people walking by wouldn,t have a clue!

Got to be better than jumping in the back of a tipper body as a full double decker bus drives past :smiley:

MR VAIN:

Mike-C:

MR VAIN:
Basically the passenger seat would be a frame that would accept a cassette toilet so every driver has their own unit to transfer from truck to truck, thus no sharing. Plus you would remove before tilting the cab.

I’ve gone off the idea now, its a load of [zb] !!

WHY?

I was joking !! I fully agree with your idea, its not mad at all.

Well thats got you all thinking, 20 posts and 150 hits in an hour :sunglasses:

Lend us your truck mate. Im busting fer a pony :wink:

If ye had a PTO on with a grain blower ye could could make it like a aircraft toilet and blow it straight into the nearest field. Although great care would be needed with passes by and high sided vehicles.

Wheel Nut:
Lend us your truck mate. Im busting fer a pony :wink:

FOXTROT OSCAR!!! :laughing: :laughing:

BRICKBLOCKMICK:
If ye had a PTO on with a grain blower ye could could make it like a aircraft toilet and blow it straight into the nearest field. Although great care would be needed with passes by and high sided vehicles.

I like yr style Mick but i think you’ve too much time on yr hands :laughing: :laughing:

I,m just idle Rob. Blow it 60 foot into the nearest field, farmer gets free tomato seeds, and i don,t have to empty it!

Me and Quinny already have a Poti and when you have finished it comes in handy for mapreading :stuck_out_tongue:

But how long before we have the Dutch version?
This is a version that is fitted to the drivers seat so you don’t have to stop.

If you drive for a company do you just get the sandpaper type loo roll with the andrex going to driver of the month?
or
Will there be some E.U. legislation on the quality of loo roll?

Wheelnut. What,s the wire and on off switch for? Is it to electricute any other poor sod using it. or is it a winter warmer type device?

The wire is for a lamp and it is a magnifying poti that rally navigatiors use.

I found some cactus toilet roll for the bosses to supply in their trucks :stuck_out_tongue:

If you fitted it with a brown coloured lid you could call it your adpoo tank.
Also why restrict it to the passenger side as there are plenty of brown trouser moments driving in the UK.
Downside is where do you put the toilet roll holder?

For those that don’t know, here is a caravan one.

As you can see it could be adapted for use under one end of the bunk, for example.

Wheel Nut:
I found some cactus toilet roll for the bosses to supply in their trucks :stuck_out_tongue:

they wouldnt need it plenty of arris lickers in any firm allegedly

razor wire far better :smiley: :smiley:

dafmad that isnt like the one in our caravan we dont have red lines pointing everywhere :smiley: :smiley:

and will we see lots of these portable toilets adapted for mouth use only in drivers rest rooms or in pubs because plenty talk it

And before the Commision for Racial Equality shut down TrucknetUK, here is the solution for our tanned circumsized members :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve never used a caravan one.

Is there any danger of it smelling? I love the idea and have always wondered why its not used. But had assumed it was due to the old pong being able to escape.

Not sure I like the idea of being able to have a number two only 8 inches or so from where I sleep at night :smiley:

I guess the only serious problem would be in a shared motor. You’d have to enforce a strict “no standing” rule for gents having a quick pee… as you are parked in a layby…standing up, curtains drawn, taking aim and all of a sudden the cab starts rocking as a 44t artic flies by, aim misses totally and you end up with pee all over the seats and carpets.

We’d all have to pee sitting down like girls! :sunglasses:

Alex

Great idea! It’d help the environment too as it would slow drivers down and cut tyre wear. …“how?” i hear you ask… Well, i for one wouldn’t fancy an offside roll-over with that hanging above me!! …come to think of it, a nearside roll-over wouldn’t be too special either! :wink:

Roger Breaker:
Great idea! It’d help the environment too as it would slow drivers down and cut tyre wear. …“how?” i hear you ask… Well, i for one wouldn’t fancy an offside roll-over with that hanging above me!! …come to think of it, a nearside roll-over wouldn’t be too special either! :wink:

Another way to help the enviroment would be to do away with the loo roll :exclamation:
Trucks are fitted with air lines - aren’t they - a good high pressure blow off :bulb: :question:

Why not have an underside road dump on it - going down the motorway with that crap being drained onto the surface would keep anyone from getting too close - one way to maintain a safe distance :bulb: :bulb: