Sorry scenic but you’ve lost me there because I sort of agree with you and I think you’ve misunderstood what I mean 
We are women, biologically, visually, vocally!!
This is where we differ…when I’m at work I’m a lorry driver, end of story/gender/ and any other specifics.
and roll their eyes ( i know i did)
Could that be because you’re female? 
As for being treated as"one of the lads" being greatest compliment of all !!
When it happens to you, you’ll realise it’s the greatest feeling in the world.
Pat
Now, how’s about instead of the Lady truckers club BBQ at Truckfest, a wet T-shirt competition instead?
If it’s got ■■■■ or wheels, at some point it’ll cause you trouble
Mr Happy you need to be taking notice of your own signature…they’ll be out to get you 
Pat
Mr Happy, please note we are the Lady Truck Drivers UK, NOT Lady Truckers Club (Danneke’s Club)
scanialady142:
Mr Happy, please note we are the Lady Truck Drivers UK, NOT Lady Truckers Club (Danneke’s Club)
You’ve been spanked again, Mr Happy
bloodoodle:
Now, how’s about instead of the Lady truckers club BBQ at Truckfest, a wet T-shirt competition instead?
If it’s got ■■■■ or wheels, at some point it’ll cause you trouble
Mr Happy you need to be taking notice of your own signature…they’ll be out to get you
Pat
I got told! I tried very hard to make my last post as sensible as possible. Did really well and thought i’d made a well thought out and reasonable statement, then I go and let myself down with the last sentence 
I suppose there’s no chance of me being invited to the BBQ now. Will it help if I offer to show off my hot dog?
Anyway, everyone knows that a BBQ is Man’s job. All the ladies have to do is get the food from Tesco’s, prepare the salads, clean the BBQ grill that man didn’t clean last time, lay the table in the garden, cut all the buns/bread, and bring a constant supply of meat and beer to Man who cannot leave the BBQ for a second. Then clear up after the BBQ, complete washing up and sit down knackered while Man asks “Did you enjoy MY bbq darling?” 
The Sarge:
scanialady142:
Mr Happy, please note we are the Lady Truck Drivers UK, NOT Lady Truckers Club (Danneke’s Club)
You’ve been spanked again, Mr Happy
Ouch! I’m not playing with this lot anymore, I can get told off indoors, I don’t need to come on here for it! Anyway, being the nice person that I am, I humbly prostrate myself before you and beg forgiveness for my mistake, no offence meant or intended to either Lady Truck Drivers UK or the Lady Truckers Club 
I will accept any punishment that you deem fit, especially if it involves stockings, suspenders and some form of whip
MrHappy:
The Sarge:
scanialady142:
Mr Happy, please note we are the Lady Truck Drivers UK, NOT Lady Truckers Club (Danneke’s Club)
You’ve been spanked again, Mr Happy
Ouch! I’m not playing with this lot anymore, I can get told off indoors, I don’t need to come on here for it! Anyway, being the nice person that I am, I humbly prostrate myself before you and beg forgiveness for my mistake, no offence meant or intended to either Lady Truck Drivers UK or the Lady Truckers Club
I will accept any punishment that you deem fit, especially if it involves stockings, suspenders and some form of whip
I HOPE that last comment wasn’t aimed at me - coz I don’t do that sort of thing! (any more )
Steve-o:
My GF could never be a truck driver. I wouldn’t let her out the kitchen long enough to go train 
As usual a load of bull-[zb] replies. If I was in the area I would help. I think you’re wasting your time coming on here because you’ll get nothing but sarky remarks off this lot in here.
How about you go to Stobart, Gist, Norbert or Wincanton or some place like that. You’ll get a better response from those places than you will here.
Good luck
Steve-o!!
Nicked this bit in red from another post and I know its not relevant here, but its great to see you have a sense of humour after all! Keep up the good work and you might be as sarky as me one day! Well done!!
Danneke:
‘…the Lady Truckers Club is still going strong … It was started by Illona many years ago…’’
scanialady142:
‘…Lady Truck Drivers UK is a club started up by two ladies…’
So what’s it to be? The Judean Peoples’ Front or the People’s Popular Front of Judea?
youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE
Best wishes to all Splitters
I used to know a couple of lady drivers … years ago when I lived and worked in the UK. Tracey (Haystacks) and Ronna (drove for Transfleet out of Acton)
No idea what happened to them but there are thousands of Lady truckers over here, most of them are usless at the job
Sorry Dave, you got the wrong persons quote. I posted this on behalf of Wendy aka Mothertrucker.
Pat Hasler:
I used to know a couple of lady drivers … years ago when I lived and worked in the UK. Tracey (Haystacks) and Ronna (drove for Transfleet out of Acton)
No idea what happened to them but there are thousands of Lady truckers over here, most of them are usless at the job
There are thousands of men as well, most think they can driver better than they actually do.
Brentanna:
Pat Hasler:
I used to know a couple of lady drivers … years ago when I lived and worked in the UK. Tracey (Haystacks) and Ronna (drove for Transfleet out of Acton)
No idea what happened to them but there are thousands of Lady truckers over here, most of them are usless at the job
There are thousands of men as well, most think they can driver better than they actually do.
Well said. I know i’m not the best driver in the world. I’m probably in the top five…
Where are all these female truckers then?! I spend most day up and down the motorways and all I get to see is Jonny Foreigner and fat truckers! Sort it out women!
Yeah where are they all. I’ve seen one. She was European and looked like she belonged in a Yarmouth council has with 10 kids that have different surnames.
And kudos for the monty python post.
I have met quite a few lady truck drivers on my travels by car and when I am in the truck. 
Could that be because most women drivers are professionals and do not go hanging our ■■■■ out the window ?
Phil is the Man