Two children in the hospital today, waiting for Grandad.
Couldnt believe what mum called 'em.
2 yr old girl…L__ __ __ _Y
7 yr old boy … F __ __ __ __ __ T
anyone guess what they were called?
I’m afraid to even guess… been hearing some wacked off names lately.
Lilly and Farrent…
could deal with Lilly… but farrent■■? sounds like a rodent where I come from hahahaha
Liberty and Fixadent?? (allowing them to harmoniously chew their food maybe??
Lindy for the girl
Feasent for the boy
My sisters surname is Dekeyzer, & depite many suggestions, by me, her son is not called Wilhelm.
I use to work at a School, one of the mothers was called Cherry Pie, stll it could have worse, Blaire for example.
my missus swears she used to work with a bloke called russell sprout - think about it… and many years ago the import shipping lady at proctor & gamble in athens’ name was mrs fanny clitoral! 
Used to work with a fella called Ralph Soal,our job at the time involved a lot of paperwork needing a clients signature and ours.R.Soal 
Also went for a job once and the guv’nors name (I kid you not) was…Mr.Whippy 
Well Critic??, are you gonna put us all out of our misery■■?.. 
My Mum went to school with a girl called Poppy Day, I worked with a bloke over here who’s last name was Christmas…he married a girl called Mary (Straight up, I swear!)
Andy No!!!
this is much more fun… see Cliff’s post!
There is a policeman who works in a police station near here, he is often in our local paper and on the local TV news, and his name is Robin Banks.
With a name like that he only had two career choices, either rob em or catch the people who do.
I knew a couple back in England who called their Son ‘Dartagnan’ nice when a toddler, not so nice when you are 21 years old 
I put the name ‘Cherry Bakewell’ on the name game a while a go,not thinking that she actually existed but after doing a name search on Friends Reunited,it turns out that there is one out there somewhere! 
I’ve worked with a driver by the name of Steve Wright.
While in the forces I came across some good names
Lt Col Pain, a doctor
A nurse by the name of Parts, rank of Private
Another nurse with the surname Dear
A soldier with the name Hobbs, nickname Russel
A Driver with the surname Rew, nickname Kanga
A Padre by the name of Pratt, his game was Hatching, matching and dispatching
The best one had to be Private Ennis, had the initial P
the boys name… uckwi… will fit in the gap 
could it be lousey and (zb)wit possibley named after one of there parents 
edited for language mrs mix
Makes Blackadder’s Captain Darling sound positively sensible!
TC… are we ever gonna get the answer to this■■?